Fortune Yeller is an in-your-face fortune teller that answers your Yes or No questions complete with a heavy dose of sarcasm and shut the $#@%@ up.
Are you looking for the answers to the universe? Trying to get lucky in love? Well, that’s just too bad! If you’re ready for some advice with a little tough love, then Fortune Yeller is the answer! He doesn’t pull any punches – he just tells you what you need to know. And then some.
Throw out your crystal ball and fortune cookies! Fortune Yeller for your iPhone or iPod Touch is all you need. Listen carefully to what he has say... just don't cry about it when he does!
Over 60 fortunes that Fortune Yeller screams at you.
Send to a Friend functionality
The ability to help you find that laughter you lost long, long ago.
This app is normally priced at $59.99 – and even that’s a bargain! But right now, just for YOU, it can be purchased for 99 cents!
So what are you waiting for? Try it now…..
Hey, what are you doing? Seriously. We told you to buy it NOW! Don’t make the Fortune Yeller mad!
Coming soon in v1.2:
Customer requests laughed at and ignored