Monty Python's Cow Tossing iOS
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  • Summary: * Supports iPhone 3GS, iPhone4 and 3rd Gen iPod Touch *

    Epic, historic...and totally inaccurate. Arthur and his knights, charged by God on a sacred quest to seek the Holy Grail, find a castle inhabited by you, merry and mischievous French barbarians whose master claims to "already have     one".

    Defend your Citadel with an adjustable catapult against those English types who feel enraged by your outrageous accent, using a variety of projectiles that belong more in the farmyard than 10 feet up in the air. Fling chickens, cows, European and African swallows, and even the kitchen sink to keep those knights out before you have to fart in their general direction.

    Tell that silly king to boil his own bottom and claim his mother was a hamster, and build up your arrogance meter to unlock other animals and taunt that silly king a second time.

    Featuring:

    - 80 Levels of English invasion!
    - 6 different types of animal to throw
    - Your catapult gets better as you progress
    - Power-ups mid-flight! Watch out for the Holy Grail when it appears
    - Clips from the movie you can unlock
    - Game Center-enabled!!    … Expand

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 6
  3. Negative: 4 out of 6
  1. Gamezebo
    May 24, 2011
    50
    Monty Python's Cow Tossing often feels more like a game of chance than it does a game in the traditional sense.
  2. 148Apps
    Feb 16, 2011
    40
    As a Monty Python fan, I am disappointed with the lazy and unimaginative way this game has used the classic comedy troupe's work. As an iOS gamer, I am disappointed with the obvious, blatant copycatting of Angry Birds. This is nothing more than a licensed-name cash grab, and you should avoid it at all costs.
  3. TouchArcade
    Mar 1, 2011
    40
    All in all, Monty Python's Cow Tossing is full of wasted potential.
  4. AppGamer
    Mar 17, 2011
    30
    It's a wasted opportunity and doesn't do anything for the Monty Python name.

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