You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are kicking some brittle undead @*$!Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous, 2D platform game designed from the ground up for iOS. You control a 25-foot-tall pizza as it smashes through a horde of undead rivals on land, sea, and in outer space. OUR PROMISE TO YOU: No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.? WARNING: This is not a casual game! Each level has three tiers of challenges and things can get pretty tough by the end! (Don't worry, we'll ease you in gently!) It requires iOS 5.0+ running on an iPhone (3GS, 4, 4S), iPod Touch (3rd, 4th, 5th generation), or iPad (1, 2). This is a big download and will require a Wi-Fi connection.What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*? Crush fossilized ostriches ? Rescue Schnauzer puppies ? Stomp obnoxious cupids ? Learn Karate ? Sumo wrestle an alien ? Ski with comrades ? Demolish a haunted skyscraper ? Eat fugu ? Bounce on space marshmallows ? Smash the great pyramids ? Celebrate Dia de los Muertos ? Grow a mohawk ? Visit the moon ? Protect civilians ? Raid a meat factory ? Thwart a UFO abduction ? Teach baseball players a lesson they will never forget ? Plunder cash ? Be a pirate ? Don't be a pirate ? Be a pirate with an ant's mouth ? Destroy a perfectly good log cabin ? Get pummeled by teddy bears ? Go nuclear ? *Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!FEATURES? 100 fantastically ridiculous levels with more to come? 3 distinct challenges in each level? Dozens of enemies? Huge bosses? Customize the perfect hero--add peppers, a powdered wig, be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich... design over A QUARTER MILLION PIZZAS!? Facebook and Twitter: post pictures of your tricked-out hero and brag about your hi-scores? Universal App: buy it once, play on iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch? Game Center: online leaderboards and challenging achievements? High-definition "Retina" graphics for iPhone 4/4SNot convinced? Try the first 10 levels in the FREE version! Once you're ready to upgrade to this version, your progress will transfer over automatically.??????????Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making??????????