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  • Summary: Take My Machete is an arcade beat'em'up action game from one-man studio Upper Class Walrus.Slice and dice your way through hordes of Aliens, as you search for the missing pieces of the puzzle!Featuring- Story mode with 4 stages and 4 bosses- Endless mode- Unlockable trophies and assorted fun items for your "Den"- Collectible pets!- Lovingly crafted pixels- An epic soundtrack- 20+ AchievementsSupports retina devices and the new iPhone 5! Expand
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  1. Feb 4, 2013
    70
    In fact, as the game is completely free, you’re actually getting fantastic value for money…or value for nothing if you want to take things literally.
  2. Jan 15, 2013
    60
    Take My Machete won't win any awards, but it's a decent hack 'n' slash romp that costs zero cents, and therefore is worth checking out whatever the case.
  3. Jan 31, 2013
    60
    Take My Machete is worth a look, given it costs nothing to play, but I can't see it lasting as more than a mild distraction for many.