JimmyCricketSep 10, 2002It rocked Darrell Oville's world. It totally turned him out.
TheAnalRetentiveGamerAug 3, 2002Yes, Barbarian is about as barbaric as the name implies. However, after renting the game and strapping on my nylon gloves, i was ready for battle. After repeatedly playing through and through the missions only to reveal that a dirty-looking Golem as the leader of this Barbaric and unsanitary game, I could not help but play it over and over again. I was not satisfied. I never am. Not even after I get Laid out on the floor for the upteenth time by that little biker-slut Phade. So please, take my advice- the game smells about as bad as a Barbarian's ass-crack, and no, we don't want to pay $50 to smell an asscrack now do we?… Expand