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Jul 25, 2015This is the worst game I've ever painted. It turned me from an expressive soul who wanted to translate his feelings onto the board, to justThis is the worst game I've ever painted. It turned me from an expressive soul who wanted to translate his feelings onto the board, to just some guy translating my anger onto a poorly designed game pad that's better to use as a cup coaster.
So where do I begin? Well I've analyzed this game with a team of artists and we've all come to the unanimous conclusion that this game is nothing but a steaming pile of cyan paint.
Not only did I feel restricted due to the clunky pen, I felt personally insulted by the generic artist avatar voiced by someone who really wished he had chosen a better career. This game has made me hate art in general.
The story of this game is really hard to follow. I'm finding it hard to figure out who the bad guy is or how to get to the first boss fight. So instead of actual content, the creators painted this game with a shiny coat of awfulness with just a hint of beige.
And this was supposed to be the best game of 2011? Why was everyone so hyped about this? Why am I reviewing it 4 years later? Why do I still own this disk instead of throwing it back into the fiery depths of the art underworld where it was created? These are the questions we should be asking ourselves.
I guess my dream of becoming a fine artist has been shattered. Thanks for ruining my life you piece of trash.… Full Review »