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  • Summary: Congratulations! You have just been hired as an apprentice masseur at Giselle's beauty farm, one of the most famous in the city. Learn new relaxing massage combination's and use them on your stressed customers. As an apprentice, you'll have to do your best. If your client gets angry, no oneCongratulations! You have just been hired as an apprentice masseur at Giselle's beauty farm, one of the most famous in the city. Learn new relaxing massage combination's and use them on your stressed customers. As an apprentice, you'll have to do your best. If your client gets angry, no one will save you from losing your job, but if you prove capable, you might even become the director of the whole beauty farm. So, what are you waiting for? Six clients are waiting for your help! Expand
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  3. Negative: 5 out of 5
  1. Goofy writing and the creepy, tame attempts at being pornish aside, EYM is worth a chuckle and not much else.
  2. 30
    This is one of the most limited, shortest and least-worth-your-cash offerings yet in the Wii Shop.
  3. Whether you beat the game or not, there's no happy ending to Enjoy Your Massage.
  4. Feb 18, 2011
    10
    This is Simon Says meets Simon Creepily Rubs a Lady's Back. [Feb 2011, p.95]
  5. It'll take you mere minutes to complete, but the dark, oily stain that it leaves on your conscience will take years to fully cleanse. [Feb 2011, p.97]
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  3. Negative: 2 out of 2
  1. Dec 24, 2012
    1
    Just...what...the...hell? I played this game because I was interested. I left because it sucked. This deserves to be in the trash pile forJust...what...the...hell? I played this game because I was interested. I left because it sucked. This deserves to be in the trash pile for sure. Nothing great, and sometimes creepy---just no. Just no. Expand
  2. Oct 20, 2014
    0
    y can't it give me back rubs... I'm very stressed at HOW BAD THIS GAME IS. despite not being the worst game I've played (that being discoy can't it give me back rubs... I'm very stressed at HOW BAD THIS GAME IS. despite not being the worst game I've played (that being disco light) this must be avoided at all costs. no excuses Expand