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M&M's Beach Party
Wii
Released On: Mar 11, 2009
Metascore
Available after 4 critic reviews
8.4
All Platforms
Any fun you might have with other people in a multiplayer mode for bragging rights over high scores is completely eliminated by the horrible controls and outdated interface.
User Score
Generally Favorable
Based on 45 User Ratings
8.4
73% Positive
33 Ratings
33 Ratings
18% Mixed
8 Ratings
8 Ratings
9% Negative
4 Ratings
4 Ratings
User Score
Generally Favorable
Based on 45 User Ratings
8.4
73% Positive
33 Ratings
33 Ratings
18% Mixed
8 Ratings
8 Ratings
9% Negative
4 Ratings
4 Ratings
[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]
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Wii
Mario? More like Marino. - Sonic? More like Nonic.
CoD? More like NoD. - FF? More like NoF M&M'S Beach Party for the Nintendo Wii is the greatest game of all time. I don't care what you say. The game has a hexagonal number of games, each with different versions AND difficulties. Also Ms. Green is the hottest video game character out there. Her curvy body, her sexy face and lips. She was the first and only person that made butterflies in my stomach. I wish I could marry Ms. Green, but I'm afraid the world will see it as a taboo. Nonetheless I will love this game. I have played M&M'S Beach Party for the Nintendo Wii every day since it came out on March 17th 2009. 3,980 days of M&M'S Beach Party for the Nintendo Wii has it been since then. I have all the high scores on ALL of my save files, with of course Ms. Green as the main character. To the people still not knowing why they should play the game, even after all of these reasons, here's a quick list of why you should play M&M'S Beach Party for the Nintendo Wii :
FUNDAMENTALLY, M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII, OTHER THAN M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII ITSELF. M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO **** WITH HOOPS. YOU CAN GET SEASHELLS AND ALL THAT **** IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII. IF YOU PLAY M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY VOLLEYBALL YOU SLAM, THE MORE POINTS YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY UNCOLOURED M&M YOU SHOOT AND EVERY SKEE BALL YOU HIT IN THE HOLE, MORE POINTS GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. M&M'S BEACH PARTY FOR THE NINTENDO WII IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.
Thank you for reading why this game, M&M's Beach Party for the Nintendo Wii is my favourite game and means so much to me.
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Certainly a paragon of game design, and a staple of modern metroidvania JRPGs as well as Souls like Rhythm based first person tower defense games! This masterpiece of a party game seamlessly combines all of these beloved genres into what can only be described as the most thoughtout and heartfelt love letter to all the games that preceded it, expertly picking and choosing only the very best aspects from each of the most masterfully crafted games of each of their respective genres, and combining them in a way that's not only engaging, but will have you fixated for hours, no, DAYS on end! All of this combined with a truly flawless story in both design and execution; with a widely diverse roster of friends, sidekicks, misfits and mercenaries, all teeming and ready to burst with deep character and lovable personality traits that will make you yearn to see their characters grow and overcome their own flaws, and blossom into a brand new person, each successful in ways they never dreamed of! To say this game is a masterpiece would be severely underselling this unparalleled piece of digital media, and to say that it deserved anything less than to be immortalized as the single greatest work of all time, the zenith of all human creation, would be objectively false and the person who thinks this should be shunned from society for their ignorance. I rate this a 10 because Metacritic hadn't anticipated the arrival of such a monumental game that the rating system doesn't go any higher. Otherwise, I would have rated this at the score it truly and rightfully **** just goes to show that developer Digital Embryo's magnum opus was truly not the game we deserved, and was never meant for this mortal realm, as no scoring method has yet been created that allows for the appropriate accolades this game truly deserves.
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If there's one word I had to use to describe my opinion on M&M's Beach Party, it'd be...... conflicted. Intense, action-focused game play, in contrast to a control scheme that doesn't quite not do what you want it to, but yet it's different enough to be annoying. Joyful, creative art direction, in contrast to a sub-par soundscape. A storyline, both inspired by, and aspiring to surpass the old AND the new, their inspiration by the classic Epos of ancient Greece like the Argonaut, the Song of Ilium or the Odyssey clearly visible to all - but where's the follow-through? The windup for M&M's Beach Party's tale seemed like we would all be witness to a glorious home-run, yet the second half of the storyline just collapses in plotholes and its sheer scale.
What I feel like is that most people reviewing this have seen M&M's Beach Party for what it could have been, but sadly that is not the case. Going down as the biggest waste of potential in the last 20 years, if they could've just gotten a publisher on their side, we could have seen a modern classic, but alas.
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Wii
This game is one of the first "shovelware" games I purchased for the Wii, back when I decided that collecting for those particular systems was a good idea and... this was a really bad introduction. The controls are awful and then only games I had any remote enjoyment in were Ring Toss and Skeeball. Every other game was tedious and really bad. Overall, I honestly don't have much to say about this one. It is just a really bad minigame collection with not much to say about it.
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Best dating simulator of good 'ol 2017, massively beats out Mass Effect Space Dating Simulator but 0/10 could not romance yellow M&M
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Summary Your favorite M&M'S candy characters are serving up summertime fun in M&M'S Beach Party! Get on your feet and compete in six unique and physically challenging games like the Kayak Race, the Mr. Runch Slam, and Skee-Ball! What day at the beach would be complete without Beach Volleyball? Bump, set, and spike your way to victory during a fu...
Rated E
for Everyone
Platforms:
- Wii
Initial Release Date: Mar 11, 2009
Developer:
- Digital Embryo
Publisher: Zoo Games
Genres:
