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  • Summary: [WiiWare] Get your pulse racing with a game of strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt. Choose the classic Texas Hold'em Poker to be thrilled as the bets increase, or try the Black Jack game for a mix of chance and strategy. Discover the girls' personalities: they'll bluff you! Enter the photo gallery to see the pictures you've unlocked by playing and winning. If you're good enough, Emi, Sakura and their seductive girlfriends will bet their clothes to stay in the game. [Nintendo] Expand
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  2. Negative: 5 out of 6
  1. 52
    Ultimately, two types of people will get a kick out of Sexy Poker: adolescents who get a genuine thrill out of half-naked anime chicks, and people like me who will download it as a joke because of how bat crap crazy it is. Either way: enjoy!
  2. 40
    At 500 Wii Points, it's hard to recommend the title to anyone. Sexy Poker is one of those games that would be better served as a 99-cent iPhone app reserved for no more than novelty purposes.
  3. The girls aren't easy, they aren't sleazy, and the poker is boring. The visuals are lifeless, and the aural presentation is put forth with minimal effort. We fully understand that this is a $5 game, but it offers only about $0.25 worth of entertainment.
  4. If you spend your hard-earned cash on this, you really only have yourself to blame. God may forgive you, but I won't.
  5. Sexy Poker is something of a letdown for fans of both poker and sexiness. Lacking in both qualities, the game is not even sufficient as a teaching tool to learn Texas Hold ‘Em poker, as the instructions on how to play are skimpier than the costumes.
  6. This is just rubbish...Cheap, tacky and completely untitillating, this has no place on WiiWare. [Dec 2009, p.99]
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  1. Dec 1, 2010
    3
    This could have been so much better but the animations are lame, the women aren't very sexy, the poker itself is by the numbers pedestrian, there just isn't very much to please the gamer here. It was cheap, that was about all I found good here. If you are going to have a strip poker game, at least make it enticing. How can a person be bored with ladies stripping down? Easy, just play this game. Expand

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