Metascore
35

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 6 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Negative: 5 out of 6
  1. The girls aren't easy, they aren't sleazy, and the poker is boring. The visuals are lifeless, and the aural presentation is put forth with minimal effort. We fully understand that this is a $5 game, but it offers only about $0.25 worth of entertainment.
  2. 40
    At 500 Wii Points, it's hard to recommend the title to anyone. Sexy Poker is one of those games that would be better served as a 99-cent iPhone app reserved for no more than novelty purposes.
  3. If you spend your hard-earned cash on this, you really only have yourself to blame. God may forgive you, but I won't.
  4. Sexy Poker is something of a letdown for fans of both poker and sexiness. Lacking in both qualities, the game is not even sufficient as a teaching tool to learn Texas Hold ‘Em poker, as the instructions on how to play are skimpier than the costumes.
  5. This is just rubbish...Cheap, tacky and completely untitillating, this has no place on WiiWare. [Dec 2009, p.99]
User Score
4.4

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 7 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 2
  2. Negative: 1 out of 2
  1. Dec 1, 2010
    3
    This could have been so much better but the animations are lame, the women aren't very sexy, the poker itself is by the numbers pedestrian, there just isn't very much to please the gamer here. It was cheap, that was about all I found good here. If you are going to have a strip poker game, at least make it enticing. How can a person be bored with ladies stripping down? Easy, just play this game. Full Review »