Army Men: Sarge's War Image
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  • Summary: A new enemy, Colonel Malice, threatens the very existence of the Green nation. Now, with his squad destroyed, Sarge becomes a one-man army out to stop Colonel Malice and the Tan army at all costs. Guide Sarge through 12 dangerous levels, which span both the real world and the world of toys.A new enemy, Colonel Malice, threatens the very existence of the Green nation. Now, with his squad destroyed, Sarge becomes a one-man army out to stop Colonel Malice and the Tan army at all costs. Guide Sarge through 12 dangerous levels, which span both the real world and the world of toys. Sarge can wield authentic weapons such as assault rifles, shotguns, bazookas, time bombs, and more. Be careful--enemies can now duck, cover, flank your positions, and generally try to kill you as intensely as you try to kill them. Expand
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 26
  2. Negative: 15 out of 26
  1. The game is fun in its purest state.
  2. It looks nice, it plays nicely and it's short BUT it is a budget title and at £20 it is a steal.
  3. The game is plagued by faults in the control setup and AI deficiencies as well as a limited online modes.
  4. Yet another crap Army Men game, only about as good as all of its many predecessors put together. It's quite ugly, hard to control and really easy: it's like your first girlfriend. You'll have fun with it for a couple of hours but after a day or so you'll change your phone number and hope it doesn't go psycho.
  5. The breaking of the missions into arbitrary short sections doesn't work for me, as I would prefer to see a large mission with sub-goals rather than what feels like lots of really short missions.
  6. The gameplay is horribly repetitive and dull, the controls are twitchy, the visuals are bland, and the audio is laughable.
  7. A dull and unimaginative affair and if you are unfortunate enough to receive this as a gift, you should start thinking about what you did to offend the person who gave it to you.

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  1. Uter
    Jul 28, 2004
    4
    Army Men should rule just based on the great concept, but somehow the franchise has never been done very well. And here it's a little Army Men should rule just based on the great concept, but somehow the franchise has never been done very well. And here it's a little worse than usual. The graphics are nicely improved, but the gameplay... agh. The beginning is so disjointed. It's cut up into tiny sections that are all so similar. It's just plain boring, and the shooting is unfun. Collapse