2005
PG
Cockeyed Caravan
1 h 22 m

2005
PG
Cockeyed Caravan
1 h 22 m

Summary The Bianco and the Rossi families of Yonkers have been feuding for years - over pizza! Those who prefer a tangy sauce go to Rossi's; those who like their crust thin and crispy go to Bianco's. When young Angela Rossi, armed with a newly minted associates degree in marketing from New York's Fashion Institute, tries to help her father put t...

Directed By: Vincent Sassone

Written By: Vincent Sassone

2005
PG
Cockeyed Caravan
1 h 22 m

2005
PG
Cockeyed Caravan
1 h 22 m

A Tale of Two Pizzas

Name: A Tale of Two Pizzas
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Released: 2005-10-07
Duration: 1 min 22 s
Rating: 36
Cast: Vincent Pastore, Frank Vincent, Robin Paul, Conor Dubin, Patti D'Arbanville

Metascore Generally Unfavorable Based on 5 Critic Reviews

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Directed By: Vincent Sassone

Written By: Vincent Sassone

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TV Guide Magazine

Sassone's hit-and-miss ethnic comedy is actually a retelling of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with the Italian neighborhood of South Yonkers, N.Y., standing in for Verona.

By Ken Fox FULL REVIEW

Variety

In scope, depth, rhythm and gags, "Pizzas" seems best suited to the small screen.

By Ronnie Scheib FULL REVIEW

The New York Times

The film borrows themes and cast members from HBO's "Sopranos," but the script lacks the nuance and wit of that series's creator, David Chase.

By Janet Maslin FULL REVIEW

Village Voice

Writer-director Vincent Sassone makes your mouth water with his lovingly photographed images of freshly baked pizza but turns your stomach with extra-cheesy dialogue and an inconsistent narrative.

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New York Post

Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.

By Lou Lumenick FULL REVIEW

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Production Company Hot Pie LLC

Release Date Oct 7, 2005

Duration 1 h 22 m

Rating PG

Genres

Tagline A Romantic Comedy That Delivers.

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Awards

Sarasota Film Festival

• 1 Win & 1 Nomination

A Tale of Two Pizzas

Top Cast

Vincent Pastore

Vito Rossi

Frank Vincent

Frank Bianco

Robin Paul

Angela Rossi

Conor Dubin

Tony Bianco

Patti D'Arbanville

Margie Bianco

Louis Guss

Emilio

Angela Pietropinto

Beverly Rossi

Nicholas J. Giangiulio

Mooch

Kelly Karbacz

Lisa

Michael Carbonaro

Mikey Falcone

Melissa Marsala

Denise

Frankie J. Galasso

Tommy

Pooch Hall

Eugene

Mikey Romano

Sal

Mary Ellen Ashley

Eleanor

Jimmy Palumbo

Health Inspector

Brian Sullivan

Gas Burner Technician

Geoffrey Arend

Johnny

Pat Decina

Johnny's Dad

Richard V. Licata

Rocco

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