- Studio: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
- Release Date: Jun 22, 2012
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38The movie deserves a stake through the heart.
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25A pox upon history and an insult to the 16th president of the United States. It's that, of course - actually, that's the point - but this joyless, deafening cinematic headache commits a different crime. It's a sin against entertainment.
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20What I don't understand is why this extended piece of idiocy chose to sink its stinky teeth into our 16th president. If an axe-wielding hero was required, George Washington would have been the better choice, with the Redcoats as bloodsuckers.
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25Enormous in its scope and colossal in its stupidity.
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0I didn't know whether to be more offended as a moviegoer or as an American, but I do know I'd rather gargle nitroglycerine than watch this again, though given that the film looks like it were buried under a log cabin for a century, I barely saw it the first time.
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20This insipid mashup of history lesson and monster flick takes itself semi-seriously, which is truly deadly.
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20This ludicrous CGI extravaganza, based on the comic horror novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, can stand proudly beside the best-worst of Ed Wood and Uwe Boll.
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25Other than its campy title, not much about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is fun.
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38The biggest high comes from the images evoked by the title alone, or the title in tandem with the movie poster, doesn't it?