Baby Geniuses
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3.5 out of 10

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 50 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 16 out of 50
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 50
  3. Negative: 30 out of 50

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  1. RogerSmith97
    Jan 2, 2012
    2
    Really Really Really Super Uncreative, Plot Is Trash, The Cast Is Just Blech, One Of The Worst Directors Of ALL TIME!
    One Of The Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen In My Whole Life (I'v Seen This & Titanic :)
  2. Freakazoid1
    Nov 14, 2012
    0
    There must be a standard as to how bad movies get, but this is just ridiculous. Hard to believe they made a sequel to this considering how bad this movie was. The idea for it is the worst I've heard of, and this movie might just match up to how bad Howard the duck was.
  3. AbbyL
    Jul 1, 2007
    5
    It was meant for children so it should be rated by children. Not the best movie I have ever seen but certainly not the top ten worst.
  4. GilbertMulroneycakesPresents
    Jul 13, 2003
    0
    Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Kathleen Turner's career! Wasn't it great? Do close the door on your way out, dear.
  5. BobA.
    Aug 30, 2003
    0
    Utterly terrible. A complete waste of time.
  6. C.Tatum
    Feb 26, 2004
    0
    Not only unfunny, but kinda creepy.
  7. CarlaS.
    Mar 20, 2004
    10
    WE LOVED THIS MOVIE!!! What the crass critics before me did not think about was this movie is for KIDS only. My 7-year old laughed the whole time! This is a great movie for kids, not one for parents. Duh.
  8. ReeseD.
    Aug 12, 2004
    10
    I love this movie, It is my favorite.
  9. Layne
    Jul 24, 2003
    0
    Not only is it stupid, unimaginative, flat, uninspired, boring, and drained of all family enjoyment, it also fails on a level of stupidity and boredome that will lead you to pluck every hair from your head.
  10. Roarrrr
    Jan 19, 2004
    0
    I felt like lynching my self most of the time.
  11. JayS.
    Jan 26, 2004
    0
    It stinks!
  12. Yayyyyy
    Mar 27, 2004
    0
    An embarrasing movie.
  13. RandyM.
    Jul 26, 2004
    10
    I love this movie.
  14. DougG.
    Aug 1, 2004
    10
    A class ACT for anyone who loves kids!
  15. AlexaR.
    Aug 18, 2004
    0
    All I have to say is: Woah was this a load of crap or what!
  16. Jessica
    Jan 16, 2005
    1
    I saw this movie when I was about 10 on TV (I'm now 14) and I still have one thought...what were they thinking?? Incredibly stupid and annoying.
  17. monecs.
    Mar 18, 2005
    8
    I really liked this movie it was funny but number two was stupid.
  18. KearaA.
    May 6, 2006
    10
    Really funny movie. Its a great movie to watch with the family.
  19. LukeS.
    Jun 22, 2007
    9
    Fantastic! Finally the film world has brought us something to rival the Kubricks, Scorseses and Welles'. If you enjoyed this masterpiece, i strongly recommend Fudge-a-mania or Karate Dog!
  20. SteveG.
    Jan 27, 2007
    0
    What are the directors of this movie thinking. Just think of it. 1 year olds are beating up 40 year olds. Now does that make any sense?
  21. BrianN
    Aug 14, 2007
    0
    There is not enough pot in Jamaica to make this movie funny.
  22. Dmitri
    Nov 14, 2004
    10
    Weird, the ciritcs hated this movie. I LOVED it. Its so funny, and the babies are superbly acted. Its amazing, like watching that doggie show where they are all trained and junmp the fences. SPECTACLUAR.
  23. GeorgeS.
    Nov 14, 2005
    5
    Im really suprised to find this movie in the top 10 worst rated movies...... It wasnt a great movie it wasnt even an average movie but top 10 worst movies? Its not looking to be a masterpiece its looking to appeal to little kids. I dont understand why every single movie is reviewed the same way if you are a professional movie critic why would you rate a childrens B movie the same way you would rate an academy award winner?… Expand
  24. jeremyd99
    Aug 30, 2010
    1
    Baby Geniuses is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.It is full of bad acting,bad jokes,and worst of all a bad story line. Baby shooting off one liners may sound funny but it is not. Call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks! Yeah this is some real quality stuff. Sadly that is one of the better quotes in the movie. The fight sequences are so bad it is almost funny to watch. After seeing guys with guns chase a baby,and then the baby defending himself with kung-fu that looks like something from the Matrix you know you are watching a bad movie. The musical score is terrible beyond explanation,and never backs up the dialouge or the scene of the movie. You can not blame the actors (even though there bad) for there acting no one can make that script sound good. All in all this is the one of the worst movies ever and you should not see it!!!!!!!!!!… Expand
  25. destroya1art
    Aug 7, 2011
    5
    I grew up watching this movie. its somewhat funny. and it appeals more towards kids. obviously most adults wont find it fun! this movie isnt that bad. so im giving it a 5.
  26. GagaForGhibli
    Jun 6, 2012
    0
    Really Annoying Movie!
  27. kublay0880
    Dec 18, 2012
    1
    Movies like this one shouldn't be allowed, kids that I know hate this movie, it's cheap and senseless. It's incredible that TV programs such as Curious George can be much more interesting than this poor product.
  28. Joe-Times
    Mar 23, 2013
    0
    This has to be one of the most atrocious films I have ever laid eyes on. I went into this film thinking it would be slightly decent, because Bob Clark was directing it, I guess I was completely wrong.

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
6 out of 100

Overwhelming dislike - based on 14 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 14
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 14
  3. Negative: 12 out of 14
  1. The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
    Reviewed by: Liam Lacey
    25
    About as endearing as unanesthetized gum surgery.
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  2. Chicago Reader
    Reviewed by: Jonathan Rosenbaum
    10
    The hokey dialogue and witless physical gags keep everything painful and hectoring.
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  3. Entertainment Weekly
    Reviewed by: Michael Sauter
    0
    The worst movie of 1999.
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