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  • Summary: Bitch Slap follows three “Bad Girls” as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive amounts of booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control. (Freestyle Releasing)
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  1. Positive: 0 out of 5
  2. Negative: 4 out of 5
  1. Reviewed by: Michael Ordona
    40
    Despite its obsession with décolletage, Bitch Slap is surprisingly puritanical (much teasing, no pleasing), substituting plentiful violence and a howlingly predictable "shock" ending for the payoff it promises.
  2. Reviewed by: Joe Leydon
    30
    Overblown and underwhelming, Bitch Slap is a desperately unfunny attempt to satirically recycle cliches and archetypes from sexploitation actioners of the 1960s and '70s within the time-trippy, multiple-flashback framework of a Quentin Tarantino. extravaganza.
  3. Over-the-top -- and ultimately tiresome -- female mud-wrestling, kick-boxing and cat fights in a parody of old exploitation movies.
  4. 20
    In keeping with the film’s giddy superficiality, what’s revealed is a series of sexy poses passed off as character depth. All the backstabbing, shifting alliances and dark motives are held together by adolescent, innuendo-laden dialogue and thick Sapphic overtones.
  5. Reviewed by: Amy Biancolli
    0
    Bitch Slap is garbage. It's self-aware garbage - garbage that explores and celebrates, in postmodern fashion, precisely what it means to be garbage. But that doesn't make it stink any less.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 15
  2. Negative: 8 out of 15
  1. Oct 1, 2011
    10
    For all men its a must see !
  2. BenT
    Mar 13, 2010
    10
    Brilliant homage to exploitation movies. Naysayers just don't get it.
  3. AlexT
    Mar 25, 2010
    10
    I thought the movie was very sexy and yet funny at the same time and the action was very cool. Also the characters that played Trixie, Helen, and Camero, they were so hot which made the movie even better. Expand
  4. GabrielE.
    Mar 1, 2010
    3
    The only good thing about this movie is Lucy Lawless and Renne O'Conor. Overall a very bad movie. Waste of time if you ask me.
  5. KingKool
    Mar 3, 2010
    3
    I agree with review that stated, "Overblown and Underwhelming". Most G-rated lesbian scenes ever. The complete lack of nudity killed this for me. Plus it was about 20 min too long. Also, you can see the "Usual Suspects" ending a mile away. For a film the promises to be outrageous it does not deliver. Expand
  6. CommonSense
    Jan 29, 2010
    2
    I don't mind a action movie that doesn't take itself seriously, better yet I prefer them. I watched the movie for about 15 minutes giving it a chance to unfold and I realized that nothing was gonna happen. As I explained I don't mind absurd violence, but this was just really really badly done. It was like watching bay watch with a little more action and a way lower budget. I dont like bay watch I've never been able to finish an episode but id rather watch 2 episodes of bay watch then having to watch another 15 minutes of this. I cant find words to define how much this movie sucked. Because I don't believe in givong 0's (aswell as 10's) I'm forced to give it a 1, but because i don't like to appear as in mature as Dong G (who gave a 10! a 10 LOL!) ill give it a 2 instead. I don't mind absurd movies I regularly watch old horror flicks with bad production value and all, but this was...Omg...no words...omfg...and to emphasize it the keeps on zooming in on breast and ass..which might have been the only reason i was able to to watch 15 minutes. If you think bout watching this plz just don't. Get yourself a 1980's soft core pr0n and you'd be better of. Expand
  7. JonasD.
    Feb 1, 2010
    1
    Danger Jones... i had to backup your "critique" just to preserve it for future laughs. your intro: "The critics know nothing and fear that which they do not know." is just priceless!!! it seems that since you know pretty much nothing at all, you're completely "fear-free" to totally embarrass yourself. i watched this flick with lots of good will but i just didn't see more than a failed attempt to create a "tarantinoesque" trash movie that tried to compensate a lacking story with visual overload. sorry. Expand

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