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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 28
  2. Negative: 22 out of 28
  1. If this rings distant Laurel-and-Hardy, or even Crosby-and-Hope bells, it's on purpose. Gooding's and Sanz's performances are almost a tribute to vaudeville-influenced two-guy comedy.
  2. Relentless in its crudity, so indiscriminate in its pursuit of tasteless laughs, so pure in its determination to offend, one almost has to admire it. It's even funny. Sometimes.
  3. 38
    Fairly cringe-inducing, full of witless double-entendres and the requisite "gags" involving bodily fluids.
  4. Reviewed by: Carla Meyer
    25
    An unfunny fish-out-of-water comedy.
  5. 20
    Cuba Gooding Jr.'s unrelenting energy can be galvanic in good films, but in lesser efforts it reeks of frenzied futility.
  6. 12
    Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive.
  7. This comedy is harmless, too, when measured against the vast array of harms that the world has to offer. It's also stupid, strident, witless, pitifully inept and bad for what ails you.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 10 out of 18
  2. Negative: 7 out of 18
  1. DanielR
    Jan 3, 2006
    10
    I love this movie Cuba Gooding and Horatio Sanz were Fantastic together......Hilarious.
  2. Feb 1, 2012
    10
    This movie's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's kinda weird but whatever. It's funny. I haveThis movie's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's kinda weird but whatever. It's funny. I have nothing else to say. Expand
  3. Jan 31, 2011
    5
    Boat trip feels so much like a farrely brothers gross out, but you got to keep remembering that even those guys would craft a more well madeBoat trip feels so much like a farrely brothers gross out, but you got to keep remembering that even those guys would craft a more well made sex comedy such as "there's something about Mary Expand
  4. IslamB.
    Nov 9, 2005
    2
    I tough it was really bad a waste of Cuba's talents which made me feel really bad for him.It wasn't funny and the gay element in it I tough it was really bad a waste of Cuba's talents which made me feel really bad for him.It wasn't funny and the gay element in it was just plain dumb it doesnt promote or demote gay's it just want's to try to make a point but sadly can't. Expand
  5. GilbertMulroneycakesAllSummerLong
    Nov 15, 2003
    0
    "A sexy, uninhibited romantic comedy about following your heart?no matter where it leads you." Here's "Boat Trip" instead. Again I "A sexy, uninhibited romantic comedy about following your heart?no matter where it leads you." Here's "Boat Trip" instead. Again I scratch my head - "Gosford Park" gets 5.5, "Boat Trip" 7.4. I hate to be a snob, but come on, people! There's a whole world of wonders out there in cinema, and here you are gawping at Cuba Gooding Jr (find a good script, for God's sake, you're a talented boy) blank-eye his way through one of the very stupidest films of the decade, one which seems to have aspirations toward nonchalant homophobia, yet doesn't even have the cojones to be properly offensive. The only thing it has going for it is Roger Moore making the best of a bad situation - but even Sir Rog isn't enough to save a "sinking ship". Ho, and indeed, ho. I hope that's enough explanation for the pleasant-sounding Marcos R. - it's an affront to my dignity and my family. Look, just do something else instead, okay? Expand
  6. BrianN.
    Aug 14, 2007
    0
    Cuba Gooding Jr. deserves to be stripped of his Oscar for this incompetent mess.

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