User Score
5.3 out of 10

Mixed or average reviews- based on 11 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 11
  2. Negative: 4 out of 11

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  1. Sep 17, 2012
    0
    "Acting in a bad movie - is like spitting in eternity" (Faina Ranevskaya). "Branded" - is a big spit in the side of the cinema. They wanted to spit in the side of Russia, but they spited against the wind. Worst movie for last 30 years.
  2. Oct 19, 2012
    0
    This is just the most stupid film ever made. Seriously. Just watch this sh*t. Only talking, talking, talking and... BORING TALKING! Oh, i forget about silly screenplay.
    I can't imagine film worse than this one.
  3. Feb 7, 2013
    0
    after watching the lyle mcdouchebag review on youtube i was still gonna give this a 0 because there was no garfield
    0/1000000DONT BOTHER WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metascore

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 6 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Negative: 4 out of 6
  1. Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    Sep 13, 2012
    30
    To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
  2. Reviewed by: Marc Savlov
    Sep 12, 2012
    20
    The film is an ingenious, deranged, bloated, and just plain batshit crazy riff on advertising and the mad men and women it creates and/or consumes. Heady stuff, but it's no "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." This film is absolutely mental, and not in a good way, either.
  3. Reviewed by: Michael Atkinson
    Sep 11, 2012
    0
    Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned.