Branded
User Score
5.3 out of 10

Mixed or average reviews- based on 11 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 11
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 11
  3. Negative: 4 out of 11

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  1. Contingencee
    Mar 8, 2013
    9
    A great movie. It's nice to see something different than the mediocre films that keep coming out of Hollywood. The acting was very good, the script was good, and the visuals were great. Well, there were some weird moments and some parts were exaggerated, but overall this movie was very, very good.
  2. AthanasiosT
    Feb 28, 2013
    9
    First of all, if you want to watch an action sci-fi, DON'T watch this It's not another green screen, super effects, action heroes, bad monsters movie. It requires some thinking and self-criticism to do.This one provokes these things for the viewer. The whole concept is original and very very up to date with modern consumerism. The subtle dark humor is also a big plus. Although not a grade-A it still is a very nice film.… Expand
  3. psyprbsfan1
    Feb 7, 2013
    0
    after watching the lyle mcdouchebag review on youtube i was still gonna give this a 0 because there was no garfield
    0/1000000DONT BOTHER WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. DJohnson
    Oct 26, 2012
    6
    this movie is strange to the point where it almost becomes incoherent, but it is rather enjoyable nonetheless, strong performances, an interesting concept, and appropriate absurdity make this a decent sci-fi film.
  5. bramin
    Oct 19, 2012
    0
    This is just the most stupid film ever made. Seriously. Just watch this sh*t. Only talking, talking, talking and... BORING TALKING! Oh, i forget about silly screenplay.
    I can't imagine film worse than this one.
  6. Shadeborn
    Sep 17, 2012
    0
    "Acting in a bad movie - is like spitting in eternity" (Faina Ranevskaya). "Branded" - is a big spit in the side of the cinema. They wanted to spit in the side of Russia, but they spited against the wind. Worst movie for last 30 years.

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Metascore
20 out of 100

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 6 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 6
  3. Negative: 4 out of 6
  1. Los Angeles Times
    Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    Sep 13, 2012
    30
    To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
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  2. Austin Chronicle
    Reviewed by: Marc Savlov
    Sep 12, 2012
    20
    The film is an ingenious, deranged, bloated, and just plain batshit crazy riff on advertising and the mad men and women it creates and/or consumes. Heady stuff, but it's no "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." This film is absolutely mental, and not in a good way, either.
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  3. Village Voice
    Reviewed by: Michael Atkinson
    Sep 11, 2012
    0
    Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned.
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