- Studio: Screen Gems
- Release Date: Nov 24, 2010
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25It could have been the 21st-century Showgirls. I wouldn't have missed that for the world. Instead, Burlesque, starring Cher and Christina Aguilera playing drag queen versions of themselves with all the vitality of Madame Tussauds wax dolls, is a bust that lacks the pizzaz and bugfuck nuttiness of Paul Verhoeven's 1995 trash epic.
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20Basically a theme-park version of a tawdry tradition.
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30Burlesque bumps and grinds. And then it continues to grind and grind and grind.
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38The choicest dialogue in Burlesque provokes the sort of laughter that other, intentionally funny films only dream of generating.
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25Burlesque is the celluloid equivalent to a Big Mac attack, and any resemblance to a plot is purely coincidental.
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Dec 9, 201030What you remember when it's over is the impact of Aguilera's voice, but not what she's singing; montages of body parts, but not the choreography; and Aguilera's face, music-video-trained to hold a close-up so emotionally exaggerated, you might even call it a burlesque.