Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
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33 out of 100

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4.5 out of 10

Mixed or average reviews- based on 40 Ratings

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  • Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox
  • Summary: Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 23
  2. Mixed: 13 out of 23
  3. Negative: 9 out of 23
  1. Los Angeles Times
    Reviewed by: Kevin Thomas
    80
    At a time when crassness and dumbing down pervade popular entertainment, especially movies aimed at youthful audiences, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen dares to be smart.
  2. Seattle Post-Intelligencer
    Reviewed by: Ellen A. Kim
    58
    Only Carol Kane, hilarious in roller curls and wide tortoiseshell glasses, gets to sink her teeth into her role. At least for Lohan, "Confessions" is her stepping-off point. Now she has to find a film to be her "real" stage.
  3. The Hollywood Reporter
    Reviewed by: Sheri Linden
    50
    Girls ages 6-14 will get a charge from the fashion show, animation effects and, to a lesser degree, the cartoonish antics. But like most adolescent histrionics, the pic's impact on adults will be limited to mild amusement alternating with annoyance.
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  4. The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
    Reviewed by: Rick Groen
    38
    I confess to a deep uncertainty about whether this can be rightly called a movie. A bunch of scenes, maybe... I confess to a cynical belief that Lola isn't actually a role but just a succession of costume changes.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 9 out of 26
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 26
  3. Negative: 12 out of 26
  1. PhiladelphiaD.
    10
    This is the coolet movie I love it heaps you rock lindsay lohan keep doing what your doing cause it's so cool.
  2. Trev29
    6
    I don't think there is actually a story anywhere in here. It feels like a bunch of random freaky scenes joined together. Still....Lohan manages to win me over.… Collapse
  3. csw12
    4
    Pure stupid teenage girl garbage. Sure, it had it's moments but the nonsense in this movie is way over the top. bad from start to finish with a few laughs in between.… Expand
  4. MichaelD
    1
    If I had to describe this movie in 3 words,
    Predictable,
    Cheesy,
    Rubbish.
    Probably the worst movie I ever watched.

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