There were a few chuckles here and there. But, overall, this movie was crap.

yea i was one of the one's also that got to prescreen this movie..it was that bad...but there were a few parts where i wanted to literally throw up...it was gross...it started off funny and then went down hill from there....i'll give it a 4 for the popular actors that was in it.

This movie is NOT FUNNY. It will get a few laughs, but mainly it simply has various reenactments of scenes from other, much more funny movies. Not worth the time or money. If you want some laughs, I think Big Mommas House 2 was hilarious.

I can't believe how this turned out after viewing the ultra-promising trailer. Alyson Hannigan was a complete waste of a character...and the David Spade look-alike (SORRY...'Adam Campbell') was a terrible waste of bad material. On top of that...the disjointed narrative was a poor excuse even by spoof standards. I love shows like Naked Gun and Scary Movie. This show can';t smell Leslie NIelson's jock. Only positive...Eddie's black Greek man.… Expand

Worthless, tasteless and unfunny. I doubt the critics were right. This is not a comedy movie. This is SNUFF. Avoid at all cost.

The worst film I've seen in a long time. These writers should never be allowed to work in Hollywood again..ever. I laughed more during an episode of Oprah then this movie. Save you money, and don't waste your time with this garbage.

This movie was fricken Hillatious! They really did a good job with this movie.

I usually seem to agree with the general consensus on comedies, but this time I think the critics are way off. They exaggerate the "gross-out humor" and obvious and unfunny parodies, and disregard the dry wit that intelligent people like myself wll find amusing. This is really an arthouse comedy packaged as a formulaic spoof movie. Go see it, and hopefully you get it. If you don't, then there's no reason to try to explain it's genius to you.… Expand

I don't care what the critics say, I loved this movie!! It was very funny for a spoof movie, but I don't know what all the haters expected, it IS a spoof movie so of course it'd be kind of dumb. Which is was, but in a good, hilarious way. Date Movie is definitely one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while.

Walked out after 25 minutes. Probably the worst movie of all time. When I say "of all all time" I mean that I don't think it's possible to make anything worse than this.

Best movie ever.

Starts out with a cat scat scene and the move goes the same way as the rest of the waste. Down the toilet. A must walk out film. I felt bad that I wasn't the first one to leave the theater. Walking out later was just a copy cat movement. (No pun intended.)

Easily the worst movie of 2006, and probably the worst this decade. Not funny, entertaining, or even amusing. Just awful!

This is the most God aful movie I have ever seen in my life. I feel like I should sue everyone involved in this movie for making my IQ level drop. Terrible! Don't even use your free rental on this crap. I'd rather watch Glitter or Gigli ten times over, and those movies are pretty bad.

Dtae movie was awesome. It was one of the funniest movies ever. I f you love those crazy shows like family guy and south park, you'll love this movie!

I do enjoy wacky comedies like Scary Movie and Teen Movie so I was looking forward to Date Movie. I turned it off within the first 25 minutes and never looked back. After the first 5 minutes of excusing the lame opening in hopes of some outrageous humor to come, you realize quickly that you are in for mental torture-literally.

One of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time, I say ignore all the rest of the reviews. A guaranteed laugh all the way through.

I think it was hilarious!....Not the best when it came to the fat jokes but i loved everything else. funny movie

All of the people that gave this movie 6 or under are stupid. If you didn't find this movie funny then you obviously didn't understand the jokes they made. I thought this movie was hilarious!

I have had root canals that were more enjoyable than this piece of crap. I have to admit that I enjoyed the scary movie films, but this... This is just eighty minutes of stupid crap that spoof movies scene after scene. The filmmakers don't even make any attempt to connect the scenes by story. It just drags on, scene after scene, thinking it's funny, but it really isn't. Do yourself a favor and stay away from this idiotic eightt-minute bore-fest. There are much more productive and entertaining things you can do other than watching "Date Movie". Like staring at a wall. And I am fourteen years old so forget the "age group" thing.… Expand

I work for a movie theatre and just screened this movie before it opens tomorrow. I knew it was going to be really dumb comedy, but I thought it would atleast be a little funny. There is so much to parody in romantic comedies, but this is just abunch of scenes or even smaller tidbits of memorable movies that are collected and thrown together very poorly. Or worse, exaggerated for the sake of "comedy" to the point that they are just gross and stupid. If I wasn't on the clock, I would have been really mad at myself for staying up that late to watch such a stupid movie.… Expand

The movie itself was horrible. The beggining was funny, then it went downhill. They really really really tried to make it like 'Scary Movie' and they failed so bad. The movie had it moments, otherwise I would NEVER again waste my money on this movie.

This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Sitting through the 70 minutes made me realize that abortion should stay legal, becuase this movie should have been aborted the moment the screenplay was written. This movie makes about as much sense as.. Well I can't even think of anything to compare it to. At all costs, DO NOT go and waste your money on this disaster.

every single human being in America must have a better movie inside their heads. Why Fox chose these two momo's is sadly inexplicable.

This is more of a comment about the board on this movie. I love how 20th Century Fox had 3 cronies posting glowing reviews of this movie (10's for God's sake?!) complete with misspelled words and quotes you'd only see from blurbs from Larry King and Wireless Magazine (which is the current rent-a-quote "publication"). Go see Capote or Good Night, and Good Luck, or even Airplane! if you want intelligent, low-brow humor.… Expand

Ok this movie sucks if you think the trailer on tv looks funny u might think this movie is ok cuz the trailor on tv is just weird not funny and the stuff in the movie just becomes weirder and less funny and gross. sean m why would u compare this to the godfather... the godfather is one of the best movies ever made so almost all movies put out today arent as good as it and you dont have to point out that the movie getting 11 out of 100 isnt as good as the movie getting 100 or 99 or whatever out of 100.… Expand

Without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. My wife and I chose to see this over a number of other movies, and I can't express how bored we were. It is embarrassing that this actually made it to theaters. Even if you like "stupid" movies, or slapstick, this is an utter waste of time.

I found it funny but all in all it was an ok movie but i still liked it.

Because this film is so bad, nobody is going to see it. That makes it a great film to take your lady friends too if you want a quiet place to make-out.

this was by no means a good movie. the acting was sub-par, and the spoofs were far too obvious to be really good. but, the movie did manage to squeeze off a few good (albeit breif) laughs, but some of the jokes were more disgusting than funny. plus, the overall tempo of the movie was FAR to slow for a comedy, and the better jokes were too far between to really carry the movie. if you can see it free, go ahead, but you should probably hold out for a rental, or maybe even skip this one alltogether.… Expand

What a utter trainwreck of a movie. I'm usually generous with movies, too, but this deserves nothing. I laughed twice, I cringed the for the rest. I firmly believe that the movie itself was orginally a series of crappy, akward and cheesy parodies, and then linked them with the worst plot they could think of. Lord of the Rings? Star Wars? I could practically hear the director thinking to himself "It's okay that it doesn't fit in at all, is obviously forced, too brief or even just terrible, because the audience has most likely seen it before! And that's COMEDY! "… Expand

I dont care what all these lifeless morons with no sense of humor say about this movie. it was definately the funniest movie ive seen all year. it is targeted at a younger audience though so if you thought "casablanca" was the best movie ever dont watch this.

This sucked so bad. i laughed one time throughout the whole 80 minutes because it sucked so much not because it was funny.

The only question left is how does a movie like this even get made? Is it just a way to launder money? a vanity production? or just a bunch of talentless people who conned some idiot out of a few million bucks to make this garbage?

I don't understand how this movie got bad reviews. I was laughing the entire time! It is definitely aimed at a younger audience though.

This is an astoundingly bad movie. It's almost on a Nothing But Trouble-level. It is a film that seems to want to punish the audience for existing. I teach high school students a film course in comedy, and invariably there will be a contingent who complain about having to watch -- egads -- black-and-white movies or, worse, silent films. This operates on the mistaken assumption that sound + color = funny. It's the right of the uneducated to -- up to a certain point -- hold this blanket, underinformed preconception. I can only pray that Date Movie is the antidote. Here is a movie that is wall-to-wall body fluid/function jokes (in color and sound, no less) and there's not a laugh to be found. This is in opposition to Not Another Teen Movie or the tv show Reno: 911, which rely on all manner of fluid/function jokes and bother to make them funny. Maybe I can thank the makers of Date Movie for giving me a film that pretty much every one can point to and say, "See that so-called 'comedy' movie? The one called Date Movie? Yeah, that one. Not funny!" Perhaps we can show this film to anti-American terrorists, assuring them that we, too, find it horrendously unfunny. There IS common ground. Who knows? Maybe the makers of Date Movie will be awarded a Nobel for uniting the world against this one thing. This is a film that even the stellar cuteness of Alyson Hannigan, the endless charm of Fred Willard, and the inventive verve of Jennifer Coolidge can't save.… Expand

Who in their right mind would like this movie? I'm sure it will be a Razzie contender.

This movie looked like an alright movie before I saw it and I wish I would have checked the reviews. It was by far the worst movie I have ever seen I never laughed once during the whole movie, it was supposed to be funny but all it did was make me want my money back. I do not recommend that anyone ever go to see this movie it is a waste of 80 minutes out of my life, I would rather have sat and starred at a wall for 80 minutes instead. I hope the people that had anything to do with this movie go broke and never attempt another movie again.… Expand

I was looking forward to a "Scary Movie" type of movie, but I was wrong. The acting overall was good, but the jokes were awful. I'm getting sick and tired of the toilet humor that passes as real comedy these days. Some parts are truly disgusting. I'd rather watch hardcore porn than watch the disgusting scenes on this movie.

With so much raw material to work with and such a budget it is incredible how laughless the result. This is the first time I remember that even bathroom humor can't get a giggle.

This movie was such a waste of time and money. It seemed like it was just about 45 minutes long, bad acting, bad everything! Did you catch the microphones pop onto the screen too?

This was one of the best movies I've ever seen! The best bit was one everybody was singing "I say a little prayer" at the Greek Diner. But it probably could have had a few more funny bits. Sophie Monk saved this movie.

This movie could not possibly be more unfunny, offensive, or stupid. I've seen a lot of bad movies and this is absolutely the WORST one I've ever seen. There is not one single redeeming quality.

Worst. Movie. Ever. AVOID AT ALL COSTS... unless you want to see what a real "Bad Movie" looks like and sounds like...and tastes like. I can't get the taste of vomit out of my mouth.

Horrible in every way, I hated this movie. It is like a bad MadTV sketch that doesn't end.

I just saw an advance screening and thankfully it was free. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Save your time and money. Watch the trailer. The only good jokes are all in it.

Really, really bad! A couple of laughs surrounded by pointless, unfunny attempts at jokes. I didn't go into this movie with high expectations, I just thought it may provide some reasonable humour. I was wrong. Most of the humour was attempted through squeezing large zits, vomit scenes and unexplained silly behaviour in public. Not funny at all.

I went to see it purely based on the fact that I had two free movie passes that were going to expire the next day. Well, I should have just let them expire. Normally, I can find something funny in just about any movie, but when a comedy (allegedly...) makes me bored to tears... Well, you get the idea. It is perhaps the worst movie made in the new millenium, with absolutely no redeeming features or anything.… Expand

Best movie of the year!! I loved all the funy acters, espeshally the one who made fun of napolean dinamite!

It was HIllariious! Not as good as any as the scary movies but they never tried ma4king fun of date movies before. It was a classic.

So, I've seen those previews for Date Movie, and I loved Not Another Teen Movie, which it is obviously similar to, and decided I had to see it. I went online on this site, and this thing got an 11 out of 100, which is one of the worst I've ever seen. But still, there were some movies I saw on here like Half Baked that had a 19 or something, and that was definitely a funny movie. Unfortunately, some people also put comments on here, and they said it sucked too. I started questioning seeing this movie, but my friend said, hey, maybe it's funny, let's check it out. No exaggeration, this was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. There was nothing funny in the movie, it tried to make spoofs of every movie possible and none of them were good, half of them just didn't even make sense how they fit into the movie. We walked out halfway through, we just couldn't take any more of it. DO NOT see this movie. And I mean don't even see it when it comes out on video, unless someone pays you...maybe.… Expand

One of the greatest films ever made.

Pretty good, an entertaining popcorn flick, but not as good as the Godfather.

avoid this movie like the plaque. i feel ashamed that i paid american dollars for this "film". 90 minutes of my life are gone forever. makes mannequin 2 look like citizen kane.

It sucked I sat through a movie that just sucked the Dynamite part was funny, but that was about it, I could have seen 8 degress below and that would have been better.

Wow did this movie suck. Some of the jokes in the previews were kind of funny, that's all you'll get. From the beggining I knew this movie would suck.

Can I please have that hour and a half of my life back? While funny in some parts you could have watched the trailer for the movie and pretty much got most of your entertainment there. The end result is a rather drawn out wanna-be of the Scary movie scene.

Is there anybody out there who DOESN'T love Alyson Hannigan [Ed- Easily my favoirte actress too]? I haven't seen any episodes of her prime time CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother (perhaps if I spent less time going to films like Date Movie I'd have more of a chance to) but her portrayal of shy computer genius Willow Rosenberg on Buffy the Vampire Slayer made that character the heart of the show; late in the series when she unleashes her grief-fueled Wiccan rage on the whole world after her lover is senselessly murdered, most of us were more concerned for HER fate than we were for that of Planet Earth. And Hannigan was nothing less than completely adorable and beguiling as the "band-camp girl" in the American Pie movie series, turning a potentially irritating character into a universally beloved one. (Her prospective-father-in-law/ daughter-in-law chat in American Wedding was surprisingly sweet and heartfelt, especially given that so much of the conversation dealt with Jason Biggs' pubic hair!) These were Hannigan's triumphs as an actress, and so is Date Movie, a would-be spoof of the most popular romantic comedies of the last couple decades, in which Hannigan, as the heroine, never ever mugs, winks or pushes the jokes, or does anything other than play the situations for total emotional reality regardless of their obvious absurdity (even when she's wearing a fat suit). This is the same approach Julie Hagerty took as the main stewardess in Airplane!, and it makes both actresses not only tremendously endearing but also very, very funny. Tony Cox, the little person with attitude who played Billy Bob Thornton's partner-in-crime in Bad Santa, brings us a twisted variant on Will Smith's matchmaker/ miracle worker in Hitch, and is a riot no matter what he does, and there are devastating, spot-on impersonations of Streisand and J. Lo by Jennifer Coolidge and Valery M. Ortiz. What's truly amazing about all these performers is how consistently amusing they manage to be given that they have virtually no material whatsoever to work with; Date Movie's fatal flaw is not only its inability to improve on famous movie sequences that were already funny to begin with (how DO you improve on Meg Ryan's legendary restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally..., anyway?) but most of the time it doesn't even seem to be trying: the writers endeavor to mock My Best Friend's Wedding's terrific restaurant sing-along bit but are too lazy and slovenly to get the meter of Burt Bacharach's and Hal David's "I Say A Little Prayer" right or even to provide rhyming words! In all fairness, there's one amusing (if obvious) take on the most famous sequence in Say Anything, but the huge majority of the time the filmmakers just take the easiest, most obvious way out, going for the grossest, most disgusting low blow possible; I saw this with a largely adolescent audience and the "EEEWWWW's" outnumbered the genuine laughs at least 100:1. WKRP in Cincinnati creator Hugh Wilson, in rewriting the script for the first Police Academy movie, stated that he was certainly no prude, but a good solid joke is preferable to mindless tastelessness any day of the week. The fact that I have to resort to using Police Academy as a "how-to" counterpoint to Date Movie's "how-NOT-to" approach to comedy is bad enough, but being in the position of praising Hannigan's great work and that of some of her co-stars while simultaneously telling everyone I know to run as far and fast in the opposite direction of the movie that showcases said work is far worse.… Expand

I laughed twice, and they were VERY small! One of the worst movies of the year.

The script was perfect. But they should have made it 150 minutes long, had long dramatic pauses between dialogue, and had a scene in Japanese with English subtitles. Then it would have been a masterpiece.

the movie was funny but there was no story or plot to it at all.scary movie is a lot better.

I didn't even laugh once, even with this joke-a-minute stuff. Absolute tripe, and without a doubt the worst movie I have ever, ever seen (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon included).

For once, the critics are right. This movie is a big fat zero. I would be embarrassed if I was one of the actors/actresses in this film... cuz thats what it is... utter humliation for them.

Worst movie evah! I actually laughed at how utterly lame the jokes were.

This movie should have never been released. This is by far the worst movie i've seen in years, i loved how they made fun of other movies but were really just making fun of themselves on how retarded the acting and camera work was. Do not buy or rent this movie..luckily i didnt thanks to HBO.

Quite possibly the worst thing I have ever watched - PERIOD. The humor is well... the word 'awful' isn't sufficient for express just how HORRIBLE it was. Theres a stage where the jokes are so bad, they're good. These jokes are so bad, they're good, then bad again, then good again, and then just PLAIN BAD. Why these morons keep making such awful movies is beyond me. It's like whacking yourself in the head with a spade repeatedly, sure, you can do it, BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?!… Expand

I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but that is why I enjoyed this movie. It humorously mocks the genre I despise, and had me in tears of laughter during the entire movie. I may have had a few complaints, but they were only minor.

this is far by the worst movie i have ever seen i would never watch this film again this movie is in my most hated films its supposed to be a love film with comedy involved in it the comedy was well under the level it should be and its acting was apalling

never seen this and never will