- Studio: Focus Features
- Release Date: Sep 14, 2007
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7.4
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Generally favorable reviews- based on 192 Ratings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 156 out of 192
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Mixed: 7 out of 192
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Negative: 29 out of 192
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May 22, 20133The best way to describe Eastern Promises is a boring bloody mess that is completely anti dramatic. A movie that piles cliché after cliché while tries to hide its lack of originality with gruesome violence.
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Mar 20, 20110How can this movie get such a high rating ? It was awful, unbearable to watch. The acting was absolutely appalling, I cannot believe that good actors such as Mortensen and Cassel would agree to be a part of this ridiculous mess. The opening scene was so bad, you know the film can only get worse if it starts out bad. Absolutely horrible.
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SteveEFeb 19, 20081I really can't believe how wrong all the critics were on this one. Most of it was a wanna-be gangster flick for the Russian mob. Bad accents, cliche upon cliche, and the climactic fight scene in the steam room was not that great, unless you really want to see Viggo's privates flying all around. I expected so much more from these actors and Cronenberg.
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cronenbergfanSep 24, 20073
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ButteredPopcornJan 5, 20082
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CristovD.Oct 7, 20074Cliche, careless, completely unconvincing.
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BridgetH.Oct 8, 20070This movie was so bad and gory that I walked out fairly early - yuck!
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sethROct 8, 20072
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NatSep 20, 20071
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NickAMar 13, 20081This move was terrible and I can't agree more that the critics really got it wrong with this one. Cliché's, bad accents and no definitive ending. Definitely one of the worst movies I have seen in a while. I applaud the actors for their efforts, but the direction and storyline was just abysmal. Cliché, cliché, cliché.
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PaulW.Mar 5, 20081Cliché upon cliché, bad script and accents galore..cringworthy to say the least. I left the theatre somewhere around half time..just couldn't stand the James Bond-like villains any longer.
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JamesL.Oct 11, 20072The biggest disappointment of the year. This film hides its lack of a plot, character development, and a script behind several scenes of graphic violence. Not worth renting much less paying to see!
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scanlonDec 29, 20074Interesting but way too much graphic violence, sex, nudity, and language. Is this what passes as mainstream these days?
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MurdocMSep 16, 20072Crap. What happened to you Cronenberg? That's two misses in a row for my standards. Stop doing crap and drop Aragorn, he's a horrible actor. It's a 4, but scoring a 2 to offset the retards who liked it.
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MikeD.Sep 23, 20071This movie was the WORST thing I have seen in the cinema since Blair Witch 2. I couldn't believe that a movie about the Russian Mafia could be so dull and boring. The story crawls along at a snail's pace then abruptly ends. THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBLE. DON'T BELIEVE THE RAVE REVIEWS.
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HistoryofViolenceSuckedSep 26, 20070
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FarhadB.Oct 10, 20083Dull, dull, and duller. Apart from a good performance by Mortensen, the film could be a standard sub-par Hollywood action flick. Black merc SLs, black suits, shirts, and overcoats, this is cliche at it fullest. Terrible accents and background score round it off. Expected much more considering the hype.
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BrianT.Sep 14, 20072Do not believe the hype for this movie. It is crap. A rip off of The Godfather in every way.
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GeorgeT.Nov 29, 20080Just a complete, terrible piece of crap; a truly awful film.
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DiemP.Aug 14, 20081
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70It’s engrossing, and Mueller-Stahl’s mix of Old World chivalry and murderousness is scarier than Jason and Freddy combined.
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88In Eastern Promises, shot to envelop by the great Peter Suschitzky, Cronenberg brings us face to face with the horror of self.
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70Cronenberg made a movie called “The Dead Zone,” and I sometimes wonder whether, for all his formal brilliance, he has ever torn himself away from that locked-in, airless state of mind. You walk out of Eastern Promises feeling spooked and sullied, as if waking from a noisome dream.