It should be LOL but it is OMG.

Worst "comedy" I think I have ever seen. The only reason I give it a single point was that some of the jokes were almost worth a chuckle. Almost. But everything else about this piece of crap just stinks.

Loads of low reviews, these people don't know what an AKA Scary movie but with epic porportions is. This is more entertaining, funny, and overall amazing than any of the scary movies.

One funny part: When Crispin Glover danced to Fergalicious. Juss fast forward to that and consider yourself lucky.

The only worse movie than this is, meet the Spartans.

Painfully unfunny one of the worst movies i have ever watched. people who like this shit have no taste.

Scary Movie is way better. this movie sucks. if people like it, thats fine with me.

A poor excuse for a parody, heck it's even a poor excuse for a movie, it's just so stupid, I hated every second of it, even if your a fan of the writers you'll hate this movie.

It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the Naked Gun so brilliant is taken so overboard, that they are not even stupid anymore but a cry for help from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie that asks: "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT A GOOD JOKE FOR THIS SCENE WILL BE? OK WE"LL JUST THROW IN SOMEONE GETTING RUN OVER" As you can tell, I didn't like Epic Movie that much.… Expand

I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The problem is IT WASN"T FUNNY!?! I mean, one or 2 scenes gave me a chuckle, which saves this review from a zero. I paid 2 dollars to see this movie & it was worth that, but not worth 3 hours of my time...… Expand

This movie is great but the a lot of people have no sence of humor and think it is stupid.

This movie is horrible. It claims to be a comedy but there isn't much funny about it. After I rented it I felt like I should ask Blockbuster to refund my money.

Honestly Ii try to find the best in movies such as these. but this movie was just so bad you wanted to scream at the writers for messing up so many possibly funny situations. These people made scary movie? An embarrassment to comedy.

Excellent movie. The setting is marvellous. Story is great.

This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and the bit where Kanye West popped up and said the White Bitch didn't care about black people. After that, nothing. Just a whole bunch of unfunny jokes and cringe worthy musical numbers. Were these guys trying to make a comedy or a musical? It's like they saw Idlewild and thought the idea of a 'hip-hop musical' was good, so all of a sudden everyone in the film starts breakdancing for no reason, scratch decks materialise out of thin air and everyone starts rapping. And this happens every five minutes. It's pathetic and definitely not funny. Some advice for Mr '2 of the 6 writer of Scary Movie'- cut out all the dumbass 'whiteys trying to be black' musical numbers. Instead, focus on writing some decent jokes, link them together with a serviceable story and your next film may be almost watchable.… Expand

This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word 'bitch' are funny. Apparently, the people that liked the movie do. Sucks for them.

'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never ended up doing so while watching. The movie attempts to spoof everything it can legally, which brings up the questions of how it could possibly have any quality plot or humor. Guess what, it doesn't. Seriously, when it's your job to write comedies and you find yourself spoofing a spoof within a spoof of a spoof, you need to reconsider your career choices. I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribian-style "Lazy Pirate Sunday" about halfway through the film, which is also the point I stopped watching. Life is too short. All copies of this movie need to be destroyed, and the creators should be burned at the stake. Anyone who gives this movie a good review needs to find their way back to the Insane Assylum.… Expand

They put so much effort into duplicating the costumes and locations of the movies they're imitating, but they forgot to make it entertaining. "Epic movie" is not funny; in fact it becomes very irritating very quickly. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

This movie was not made to entertain. It was made to remind you that parodies nowadays are filled with jokes nobody can handle. A few good laughs are in it, but are not enough to save this film from being a total bomb.

I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at it. It's not that the people who give the movie bad reviews don't have a good sense of humor; it's that the Scary Movie directors have lost their sense of humor, and those who liked it have a pitifully immature ense of humor. I have a very childish sense of humor, and I get hyper and laugh very easily, but scarfing down sugar during this movie was not enough to get more than a chuckle out of me. That so many other people were laughing is a bad sign for American society.… Expand

The only funny thing about this movie is the terrible reviews it received.

Best part is when it makes fun of Samuel L Jackson on the plane. Probobly one of the stupidest movies ive ever seen.

Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it funny, but really it's not".

Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and chokes the life out of them metaphorically. they should have lost the Borat spoof as there is not another man in the world that can impersonate Borat and spoof him at the same time. All in all a very funny film. Jack Swallows is the best character there.… Expand

Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these 10, 11, 12, 13 etc. year olds are getting their vulgar stuff from. What kind of looney would make such a movie?!

This movie is totally epic because it is so bad.

I had the worst time sitting in the cinema during this movie as it was so boring and unfunny. I couldn't believe I wasted my money to watch this piece of worthless crap

My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and what makes them bad. On the other hand, it might be the comforting thought of knowing that the next movie you watch probably can't sink lower anymore. The saddest thing in this movie is, that it can't even accomplish those goals. It's been a while since I watched it and I can't remember a single line from it. This movie is just so utter waste of time that I didn't even bother to file it under the "hilariously bad movies" folder in my mind. Doing that much would've been a definitive waste of brain capacity. All the review I'm going to give is this: Don't watch this. You can find better things to do with your time, go cure cancer or something.… Expand

I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to make fun of, but date movie, this, super hero movie, what the fuck?

Homeade Youtube videos are funnier than this bull. How can a person over 12 with a fully functioning mind mind find this crap funny.

Very amusing, in some parts childish but ties in well known charecters much better than previous 'movie' titles

Epic fail. I've never even seen the movie -- this grade is from watching the trailers.

I will be honest this is only good if you watch it for the first time and are in a good mood or if you are really bored. However, there are some extremely funny moments in this film that are hard not to laugh at.

People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in fact, parodies at all, merely a bunch of nobody actors playing dress-up, and two minutes cannot go by without someone getting beaten up/ killed, splattered with excretement of some kind, sexually violated/exposed, insulted, or madly burst into breakdancing and rapping. This movie is nothing but hostile and offensive, and should have been rated R. F**K YOU JASON FRIEDBURG AND AARON SELTZER!!! Do us all a favor and stop making this s**t!!!… Expand

It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a sadistic torture device (Hm, imagine a horror film in which victims are tortured with this film). Epic Movie is so awful, it's almost as bad as Disaster Movie, but not quite. More like epic piece of shit! Friedberg and Seltzer must be stopped!… Expand

This is ten times worse than straight to DVD quality but yet this was shown in cinemas across the world.

There was no plot, no meaning, no movie really. But if you saw at least 5 of the 200 movies it makes fun of, you will find yourslef laughing pretty hard. I had seen basically every movie it made fun of, except maybe Nacho Libre...and I laughed very hard. It all comes down to how many movies you have seen that it makes fun of.

Hilarious entertainment that mangaged to be worth 10 dollers for once. The spoofs were brilliant, and I was dying of laughter by the end. My stomach still hurts.

This was the very worst movie I have ever seen. Besides it's poor effort to make a joke, the flow of the movie was so bad that you could nap during the awkward moments and empty scenes.

Wow! This movie is just as bad as Date Movie. I hope no one is actually going to see this. The only good part was the Borat person.

As American’s we go to the movies for entertainment, enjoyment, emotion and fun. Every once in a while a movie will disappoint you strongly in one or more of those categories. But never before, in this history of my film watching experience, have I been manipulated into thinking Epic Movie would be any of those. To be honest, by the end of the film, I was only ashamed as an American citizen to have to see the tragically terrible films directors actually think might be funny. The first 15 minutes, give you a couple good jokes and some big laughs, but into the movie you realize, not only that what you are seeing is just a parody, not a plot, but that the film is so bad you actually find yourself saddened by the stupidity of overused jokes and bathroom humor. Many of us have put up with it before in flicks like Date Movie. But never before have we become so disgusted by a film that we could utter the words: “The Worst”. I have said that about the horror flick, “The Return”, but I really had not seen anything yet. This movie goes beyond that level of terrible. It goes beyond pitiful, stupid, and a waste of money, and takes you into the depths of the meaning of “The Worst”.… Expand

Well I was looking for a mindless, funny, spoof that pokes fun at other films...It was a hard week. I was not disappointed! Some of it was actually funny. I was surprised at the Sasha look alike he had me fooled as Borat... I think that guy was the highlight for me.

Possibly the worst movie we ever saw. And I did not have high expectations for this movie. It made date movie seem like a masterpeice.

So bad that our whole family voted to leave the movie in the middle - 2 adults and 3 teenagers. Stupid, gross, and creepy wiithout being funny. We got our money back. Worst movie I've ever seen half of.

I like comedies but there wasn't even a funny scene in the whole movie. I couldn't wait for this to end.

Absolutely terrible. Unfunny except for a couple decent scenes. This kind a trash should go straight to video.

It was pretty bad. I went to see it with a couple of friends on the release date, I was SO looking forward to seeing it! But it's kinda disappointed me. Sure, it had a few funny moments but they tried too hard most of the movie. They repeated jokes, used un-nessercary body jokes and it just was not funny. I think i've made my point. Go see it if you want a little laugh, but honestly, I think I could've wrote a better movie of it's type with my eyes closed.… Expand

The movie was kinda stupid and corny, it had its funny moments but it was still kinda dumb.

How can people not like this movie? It was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and it did what it was meant to do: spoof epic movies and be funny. My whole theater was laughing through the whole movie, and we all clapped at the end (and not because we were glad it was over). I loved it!

"Date Movie" was funnier than this turd. Awful acting and the immeasurable talents of Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard go entriely to waste. I was expecting this movie to be stupid-funny. Instead it was stupid-stupid.

Without a doubt, hands-down, the absolute worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

I'm a 28 year old guy who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. Unfortunately this movie didn't give it to me. I've seen a lot of movies in theaters, and this is the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. It's that bad.

Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the funny moments are not smart, or well thought out. It might be OK if your 12-14, but anybody else will find this very bad.

Painful to watch.

Absolute rubbish, painfully contrived, and humorless.

Even going in with the lowest of expectations, I was disappointed. Everything was forced and nothing was funny.

This movie is garbage, It really thought it was stupid that they made fun of Borat, cause borat is alrdy a joke, It kind sucks that this movie is gonna sell alot, Good OL usa for ya

I don't know why everyone hates this movie so much! It was an ok movie with some funny stuff in it, but it wasn't terrible!

I found it funny but i also found it really badly made too.

Go see this move if you are A) 12 years old B) Enjoy repetitive, tedious fart jokes that required absolutely no thought to conjure. Otherwise, do something more worthwhile with your money, like burning it.

Their next movie should be called stupid movie, and it should make fun of their last four flops.

Dumb, dumb, dumb!!! I made it through the whole movie, but that was because I had my I Pod and took a nap. My son, who's 14, throught it somewhat funny but said all the good parts were in the tv ads.

This movie was extremely bad! Scary movie 3 and 4 were better. Don't watch this piece of crap! You'll be wasting your money! I went in expecting some good stuff, but after it ended I was so pissed!!!

A PG-13 movie that tries to parody R rated movies like Borat and Snakes on a Plane. Swaps out anything funny for fart jokes. What is there to say?

This movie is so funny! Laughs from beginning to end! A+++ Would see again!

One word to sum it up: Atrocious P.S.- I got a refund because the employees at the venue agreed with me that this was the worst movie since "Fudgepackersonice"

How could anyone go into this movie expecting some "good stuff"? did you see the trailer? honestly, they won't stop making s*** til people stop going to see this crap.

No good. The parodies were off mark an they weren't funny. Maybe if you are a ten year old who enjoys fart jokes you'll enjoy this. For everyone else who has taste, this is rubbish. It's not a good sign when the movie looks as bad as Scary movie 4, and that was a piece of crapola as well.

It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out of you. It actuallly makes you dumber. Unless you are into this sort of thing, AVOID at all cost.

God this movie is so funny! "I'm Harry Potter! Aren't you a little old for still going to this school? Non sense! I'm fourteen!" "This message will not self-destruct in 1 second!"

While certainly not sophisticated... I actually liked this movie... Granted I am 14 and most of the jokes in this movie are offensive sex jokes... but if you enjoy poop jokes, then this is your movie...

This movie was garbage. How can you expect it to be somewhat decent after date moive, and the last two scary movies. They need to go back to the original writers and director and make a good, funny comedy that will make me crack up. Im not saying toilet humor and all the crap in Epic Movie is bad, but make it funny and make me laugh like you did with the first two scarry movies please!

What people don't know is that these are actually 2 of the original writers of the first 2 scary movies. Not the 3 and 4th. So when you say that bring back the original writers... that's these guys... give Zucker a little more credit...he did make Airplane. But these guys are taking so much potential...and totally throwing it down the crapper. It's a shame to good comedic writers who want to parody pop culture. If your going to do it... please... do it well...… Expand

This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but the jokes were never based on the plot (because there isn't one).... do not see this movie please. See something that wasn't written in 15 minutes by a wannabe-hip old guy.… Expand

Epic Movie is about on the same level as a 12 year old's sense of humor. The sad part is that there are some very talented writers and young filmmakers out there, and these morons in Hollywood gave a green light to this garbage. As for those who found this film funny, there is a term for their condition: "intellectual midget".

Worst movie ever; it seems like something some college students made for MySpace.

This movie can be summed up in six words: for the love of God, why? Why have the standards of American comedy fallen so low that we have to get our laughs from 86 endless minutes of mindless, tasteless jokes? Is the average American really so stupid to be entertained by this? First off, the movie is hardly a spoof of epic movies. While there are one or two jokes in there that nudge the ribs of some movies (Superman, Snakes on a Plane), it seems that the writers just decided to throw a poop joke arsenal on us and see how many pop culture icons they could toss in there along the way (remind anyone of Date Movie?). Next, the plot is like a meat grinder for your mind. The tasteless jokes, not only because they're endlessly pounded into your poor eardrums, are delivered with such mindnumbing obliviousness to their own stupidity that they just bore a drill into your brain. And, finally, the whole looked like it was filmed in someone's backyard. The final battle really did look like a backyard, while the rest of the movie may have been the same yard with a plywood set around it. And, what about the part at the end, when time was supposedly stopped, yet everyone's clothes kept blowing in the wind? Although, I can't be too cruel on that point, because that part actually made me laugh. In short, this movie is mindless, and so unbelievably stupid that I'm going to organize a mass burning once it comes out on DVD. And the only reason I did not give this a zero was because Paris Hilton got crushed by a falling plane passenger. I don't care how fake it was, it still gave me a very satisfied feeling.… Expand

My god. Looking at all these negative reviews makes me sick. This movie was funny, imaginative and completely worth a large popcorn.

There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole film comes off like they are mocking people for having paid to see it. If a movie like this gets made it's not because they think we are that stupid, it's because we are. Have we not come out in droves to see each and every progressively worthless piece of poop talent-challenged retards like the Wayan's brothers leave in steaming piles on the Cinerama Dome screen? This film is a punitive measure taken against the viewing public for getting so stupid that they can't tell when they're intelligence is being insulted. The movie studios have been talking down to us for years. And judging by the box office for this hateful garbage, they will continue to do so. It's like we're a society of rape victims who keep coming back for more because somehow we think that we don't deserve better. I watched this one for free and I have never felt so cheated by a film in my entire life. I really should have known better. I guess I had it coming.… Expand

This movie was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing. They did excellent on there screenplay and did a fine job on there acting as well. This movie was probably the funniest movie I've ever watched in my entire life. 5 days later and I'm still laughing. Ha Ha Ha!

The only reason it got a 1 from me was because it did, on occasion, make me laugh. The movie itself was a full hour and a half of stupid gags and an awful plot. The people meant to mock Hollywood stars did have some qualities of the original acctors, but were often poor representations of the original. The movie was boring and stupid for the most part.

This movie was so bad I walked out during the previews. I agree with the San Francisco paper; only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny. But yet, people give it a 10 while they say things like "It was an ok movie with some funny stuff in it, but it wasn't terrible!" That sentence doesn't even make any sense! And some how "It was ok" warrants a 10?

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Craftsmanship was awful. Jokes lame. Should of been a 10 minute skit at most. The writers and directors must have pictures of somebody and a goat to of had this crap made. Ishtar has some seriuos competition. I will never see a movie that Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer and Paul Schiff are involved in. I'm surprised they even put their names on it. I'm pissed, feel insulted and want my money back. You guys owe me $28.50 and 86 minutes of my life. Anybody who rates this above a "0" must be related to the fruit cakes who made this garbage. Do not see this movie!… Expand

This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I dont know how you people think it's bad. If you have seen half of the movies it makes fun of its hilarious

This is one of those movies where the protocol is obvious. Anyone who saw it and has any brains or any real sense of humor will find this movie to be insanely bad comedy. Then on the other side of the coin if you watched the movie and are dumb as a rock, or have a sense of humor that laughed everytime someone got hit in this movie, then you'll love it.

If you think that this movie is funny, if you thought it was hilarious, if you so much as considered seeing it again, you are a retarded, childish nincompoop. Yes, I did just use the word nincompoop. That's 'cause I mean it. It seems like the people who produced this movie just stopped trying to make it be even halfway good. It's a steaming pile of human excrement, but considering the ironic box-office turnout, it's a gold-plated one.… Expand

I have too say that this is the funnyest moovie i ever scene in my intire life. Who says I have to bee dum to luv this grate fillum. I isnt an i tinked it was grate. Grate comidy 100% out of 10

Dude. Worst. Movie. Ever. That I ever seen. Ever. Lazy and silly to the point of brain-melting confusion. It haunts my dreams that movies like this can be green-lighted these days or that this opened at number 1! What's wrong with you, America!? Shame on you for liking this! Or even being duped by the ads into thinking that you would like this! Laziness makes this sad!

Hands-down, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. Yes, it's even worse than "Date Movie", and it's not one of those so-bad-it's-funny movies. No, "Epic Movie" is just bad. It not only deserves an "R" rating for lewd, overtly sexual humor, but an "R" rating just to keep the filmmakers from making any additional money from this monstrosity.

There are so many bad reviews of this film that it's unbelievable! this sort of film if not meant to have a clever storyline with plot twists and built up characters. It is just simple daft commedy and I loved it! There is nothing more frustrating than seeing a film that you don't quite get or makes you feel rubbish by the end of it. This film is a gag a minute and as long as you're up for mindless violence and constant stupid humour (which I so am!) you'll love it too. People need to stop over thinking this film. It's daft! It's FAB!!!… Expand

Absolutely awful. The worst film that I have ever seen, the jokes have no real depth, they are just constant, monotonous toilet jokes and black people jokes. They imitate other films' characters well enough, however they make no effort to poke fun at them, instead it is simply"yes, here I am, Jack Swallow, aren't I funy". People who find this film worth a laugh are ignoramuses who have the most simplistic view of humor. Get out of MacDonlds and get an education.… Expand

Don't waste your time... Burn the money, it's funnier and clever.

I didn't even see this movie and I still feel less intelligent for acknowledging its very existance. Anyone above the age of 6 is capable of making this film yet these a$$holes are now rich.

Disgusting!

Utter s***e, only watched cuz one of my mates thought it'd be 'well funneh'. Gets 1 cos the guy who plays Jack Sparrow actually looks/sounds like him. Other than that, it'd be funnier to burn your money. Seriously :)

Lauren -- When did they start letting retards use the interweb? Even "daft" ones like you? This movie is not daft and it is not fab. Epic movie is the kind of BM that wakes you up in the middle of the night before an important meeting early the next day: It is unplanned for crap that ruins everything that follows. Horrible, horrible movie.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. What fell on these guys' heads when they were thinking up movies? This movie is vomit inducingly unfunny, unoriginal, and just plain awful. Period.

Finding out that I had terminal cancer wasn't nearly as terrible as this "film".