God, Sex & Apple Pie

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Metascore
29

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 5 Critics What's this?

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1.6

Overwhelming dislike- based on 192 Ratings

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 5
  2. Negative: 2 out of 5
  1. A watchable but not very memorable comedy-drama.
  2. Well-written and surprisingly well-acted by a relatively inexperienced cast
  3. The production values are impressively slick and a few performances are polished, but it's not much more than "The Big Chill" on a little budget.
  4. 20
    There's not much for the viewer to do during God, Sex & Apple Pie except check off the obligatory plot points -- taking comfort in the thought that as each cliché appears, the film is one step closer to the blessed relief of its closing credits.
  5. This must be one of the worst movies ever to get a big-screen release. If it weren't so boring, this unbelievably bad indie sex comedy would be worth going to for five minutes of laughs at its sheer incompetence.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 23
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 23
  3. Negative: 17 out of 23
  1. BillE.
    Nov 1, 2005
    10
    Most of those 0 votes are bogus, posted by the people who run this site. Very uncool. Read the full reviews of the critics above, such as Most of those 0 votes are bogus, posted by the people who run this site. Very uncool. Read the full reviews of the critics above, such as Jonathan Rosenbaum's review or Maitland McDonagh's review, to decide if this movie is worth watching or not. (Jonathan Foreman from the NY Post is a hack... after all, it's the NY Post!) Expand
  2. JillH.
    Nov 30, 2007
    0
    I just had to go find out for myself. This was the worst 90 minutes of my life. When will I ever learn to trust the majority?
  3. R.Schott
    Apr 6, 2008
    0
    Oh, this was such a horrendous video. I can't even begin to describe how annoying it was to watch. The men were so unattractive and Oh, this was such a horrendous video. I can't even begin to describe how annoying it was to watch. The men were so unattractive and dull. The script was even worse. There was no plot, no originality, no entertaining value whatsoever. Simply the worst I have ever seen. Expand
  4. CinderE.
    Dec 12, 2007
    0
    I would only recommend this movie to my worst enemy.

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