- Studio: Miramax Films
- Release Date: Mar 26, 2004
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88Liv Tyler is a very particular talent who has sometimes been misused by directors more in love with her beauty than with her appropriateness for their story. Here she is perfectly cast.
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88Eloquent and unapologetically cute.
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80Has more heart up on the screen than any film Ive seen in recent years. I mean, were talking sappy, sweet, heart wrenching sentimentality.
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75It's an unabashedly square picture, and proud of it. It is also a warm, funny, earnest movie, a stand-up exercise in a kind of Hollywood melodrama -- the feel-good weepie -- that has long been out of fashion.
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70Though Smith loses many of his past efforts' familiar trappings--Jay and Silent Bob are now confined to the production-company logo--Jersey Girl plays to Smith's strengths like no film since "Clerks."
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The minute the movie flashes forward seven years and Castro takes over as Affleck's grade-school-age daughter: The whole enterprise suddenly becomes rather charming.
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63Jersey Girl is an oddity, hard to dislike but impossible to buy.
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63Smith is looking more and more like a developing major talent, so it could be years until we get a handle on this movie's legacy. The film is not only defensible as a cute one-shot, but also as a positive sign for the future.
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63The biggest problem with Jersey Girl may not be exactly its fault; what is up there on the screen is cute and funny and heartfelt, even if it is unflinchingly formulaic.
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60Overall it's an enjoyable cruise down the Garden State Parkway, and Affleck and Castro are charming companions.
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60As an ode to fatherhood, Jersey Girl is sweet without being particularly deep; but Smith is really onto something when he nudges against the ways in which the geographic landscape of a life merges with the genetic one.
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58For all of its good-natured guff, Jersey Girl chooses uncomplicated sentiment over the messy complications of real life.
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50Smith stumbles setting up dramatic confrontations and strains credibility a time or two with implausible moments.
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50Affleck is modest and engaging, which keeps the movie out of "Gigli" territory. But it's close.
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50Startlingly immature.
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50In Jersey Girl, Kevin Smith wears his heart on his sleeve - and on his pants, socks, boxers and backward-facing baseball cap.
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50The film's overall construction is faulty. Its dramatic situations ring consistently false, and the story is phony as anything off the Hollywood assembly line. And yet, it's sincere phony.
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50A lackluster melodrama with only a few inspired moments.
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50Jersey Girl may have come from his soul, but it contradicts the charm of a Kevin Smith movie.
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50Mainly bad, and a shockingly bland departure from a hitherto spunky guy.
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50Smith has called friend Ben Affleck his muse, and this picture is just as bland and superficially pleasant as its star.
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50A bland slab of sentimental hokum that proves even the most smart-alecky of indie auteurs can turn warm and fuzzy on occasion.
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50Combines absurd male fantasy and grating chick-flick cliche.
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42For some four fifths of its length, Jersey Girl is as square as a turnpike-diner place mat.
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40Sweet, formulaic entertainment, but occasionally clunky.
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40Smith used to make movies to make fun of movies like Jersey Girl; now he's just another guy working the assembly line, which won't make you a sell-out if no one buys it.
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38It might have been a marketing nightmare, but if Lopez and Tyler had switched roles, it would have been a better movie.
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30If Affleck stumbles, Smith's script does nothing to catch his fall. Surprisingly, Smith's truest talent that of writing is Jersey Girl's weakest link.
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30Both stars are atrocious -- but the real blame for this cosmically self-indulgent disaster lies with Kevin Smith, who directs like a proud father who can't stop showing you pictures of his kids. And here's the thing: The brats are ugly.
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30Aware of its awfulness.
User score distribution:
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Positive: 28 out of 35
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Mixed: 1 out of 35
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Negative: 6 out of 35
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TarasE.10Simply great.
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MitchA.9