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  • Summary: A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 6
  3. Negative: 6 out of 6
  1. Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    Aug 24, 2014
    30
    As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it’s pretty painless.
  2. Reviewed by: Chuck Wilson
    Aug 19, 2014
    20
    Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
  3. Reviewed by: Jordan Hoffman
    Aug 21, 2014
    20
    This is a washout lacking jokes or scares.
  4. Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    Aug 24, 2014
    20
    There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
  5. Reviewed by: Ben Kenigsberg
    Aug 21, 2014
    10
    Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, Jersey Shore Massacre reminds viewers that it’s hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
  6. Reviewed by: Charles Bramesco
    Aug 19, 2014
    0
    What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 3
  3. Negative: 3 out of 3
  1. Aug 28, 2014
    1
    No one should have in mind that this movie is not trying to be great because why won't a movie who has a 50% percent of being a cult classicNo one should have in mind that this movie is not trying to be great because why won't a movie who has a 50% percent of being a cult classic not be at least a fun watch. I swear that this movie is not even 90 mins long and it felt like a two hour long movie. Expand
  2. Sep 30, 2014
    0
    Dear god. Why would anyone even bother to watch a film withthe people from Jersey Shore. This must be a lame attempt to draw attention backDear god. Why would anyone even bother to watch a film withthe people from Jersey Shore. This must be a lame attempt to draw attention back to the lame show........ Expand
  3. Nov 4, 2014
    0
    is this seriously something that you woul watch?is this seriously something that you woul watch? ebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebin Expand

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