Metascore
30 out of 100

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 26 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 26
  2. Negative: 15 out of 26
  1. 75
    The movie crosses two formulas -- Fish Out of Water and Coming of Age -- fairly effectively. Because it isn't wall-to-wall action but actually bothers to develop its characters and take an interest in them, it was not at first considered commercial by its distributor, New Line, and languished on the shelf for two years.
  2. Reviewed by: Gary Dowell
    50
    Not as bad a movie as it sounds, just mediocre.
  3. Nothing you haven't already seen elsewhere, except for Vin Diesel looking even then like a box-office champ.
  4. It has its moments of swaggering camaraderie, but more often just feels generic, derivative and done to death.
  5. 50
    Likable performances are critically wounded by implausible scenarios and derivative-minded direction referencing everything from ''Reservoir Dogs'' to ''Fargo.''
  6. A layabout movie -- not risibly bad, just relentlessly sub-par.
  7. It has no twistiness or intrigue, and none of the juicy anthro-underworld detail that Koppelman and Levien brought to their screenplay for the tricky, enjoyable ''Rounders.''
  8. Reviewed by: David Rooney
    50
    Young male auds should warm to its cool criminal ethos, sharp dialogue, charismatic cast and wry humor.
  9. 40
    This high-concept gangster picture tries unsuccessfully to duplicate Reservoir Dogs's(1992) hair-raising high-wire balance between dark comedy and violent crime thriller, undermining some entertaining performances and the script's small virtues in the process.
  10. Despite flashes of originality, is a formulaic quagmire that traps bits and pieces from all these genres without really satisfying any of their true aims.
  11. 40
    Knockaround Guys proceeds with a gravity that's constantly tripped up by its characters' stupidity.
  12. 38
    There's nothing original about the father-son conflict that forms the core of the film, nor is there enough suspense and drama.
  13. 38
    Any one episode of "The Sopranos" would send this ill-conceived folly to sleep with the fishes.
  14. Malkovich acts as if he's doing Shakespeare, pontificating, enunciating and generally overreaching.
  15. 33
    It all makes you realize the importance of the guy who should have played Malkovich's role -- Christopher Walken. He makes films like this bearable.
  16. 30
    Koppelman and Lieven's toneless, generic direction style is slack, not slick, and they handle actors like livestock. Only John Malkovich, as Matty's psychotic uncle, retains his dignity.
  17. 30
    Off the shelf after two years to capitalize on the popularity of Vin Diesel, Seth Green and Barry Pepper. It should have stayed there.
  18. Certainly, Malkovich's portrayal of mob lieutenant Teddy Deserve (!) and his lacquered swagger represent the only thing here that you haven't seen a hundred times before.
  19. Will satisfy only those who can't tell the difference between the good, the bad and the ugly.
  20. 30
    Malkovich is severely miscast as a heartless and conniving thug admired by the hero (apparently Charles Grodin was busy), and Hopper, in a paper-thin role, barely registers.
  21. The story is a string of sub-Scorsese clichés, and if engaging actors like Malkovich and Hopper seem to be sleepwalking through their roles, imagine how unwatchable Diesel manages to be.
  22. Reviewed by: Carla Meyer
    25
    Lackluster mob picture.
  23. When it comes to father, sons and mob life, stick to "The Godfather."
  24. 10
    One of those strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch and begins to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends.
  25. Reviewed by: Ed Park
    10
    The only drama is in waiting to hear how John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line.
User Score

Mixed or average reviews- based on 9 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 8
  3. Negative: 3 out of 8
  1. Why would anyone watch a movie that features Seth Green as a gangster or any movie with Vin Diesel for that matter? Personally, I had very little interest in this film, but I wanted to see it because of John Malkovich. He is so funny and no one plays the bad guy, better than he does. As always, Malkovich was brilliant, in an otherwise awful movie. Knockaround Guys is the story of four gangster's kids, who are tired of being nobodies, and decide it's time to make a score of their own. A score that they manage to royally screw up. It's a good premise for a movie and it was written pretty well. They did a great job casting veteran actors like Malkovich and Dennis Hopper to play the crime bosses, but they really blew it when it came to casting their kids. Seth Green isn't believable at all, seriously, I think the little kid in the beginning of the movie could kick his ass. They try to cover up the fact that he doesn't fit the role by making him a drug addict, but it doesn't work out. Vin Diesel is another one, he may be terrific in crazy action films that hardly have any lines, but when the role is something of substance, and requires a personality, Diesel is the last person who should be cast. He is one of the worst actors I've ever seen, but there is a bright side. When Arnold Schwarzenegger first started acting, he was pretty terrible too, but after gaining some experience, he blossomed into a superstar, who gave us some great films. I hope the same can be said about Diesel in a few years, until then, unless you're a die hard John Malkovich fan, you can avoid seeing this giant mess of a film. Full Review »