London
User Score
7.0 out of 10

Generally favorable reviews- based on 23 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 17 out of 23
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 23
  3. Negative: 6 out of 23

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  1. JustinA.
    Feb 10, 2006
    1
    look at the chap who gave this an "8". he disses 'a history of violence', essentially calls mamet shallow, and praises THIS. i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he's part of hunter richards' drug-addled entourage. this film smacks of being made by a guy who thinks he's a badass for being a trustfunder with cocaine access and the ability to get his cast high enough to be in this horrible tripe. do NOT trust anyone who praises this film.… Collapse
  2. [Anonymous]
    Jan 1, 2007
    1
    Insipid tripe. You'll find yourself wishing for Jason or Freddy or Max Cady to show up and kill all these whiny crybabies before they launch into another vapid conversation about the meaning of life.
  3. greenplanet
    Nov 12, 2012
    3
    I bought this film cheaply from a bargain bin and it was not even worth the five bucks I paid for it in my opinion. It contained the most usages of the word f*** I have ever heard in any film at any time and as such it deserves an all time worst film award. jason Statham does not save this film from being a truly sordid experience to watch. I was surprised that jessica Biel was in this dog also since she is generally in more classy films. The film is more about drug use than anything else and that is also not much of a plot for a film to me. It tries to glamourize/normalize the issue of drug use and fails badly.… Expand
  4. spn2win
    Dec 10, 2012
    0
    I thought with such an interesting cast this movie would get better as I watched it. I was completely wrong. This movie is horrible! It's on par with "Cabin Boy" and at
    least that movie was trying to be funny. The only thing this movie has going for it is the actresses are extremely drop dead hot in it, but even that could save it from the horribly whiny plot. Only watch it to check out t    he actresses....… Expand

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Metascore
24 out of 100

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 15 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 15
  2. Mixed: 3 out of 15
  3. Negative: 12 out of 15
  1. Variety
    Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    20
    For those who enjoy fashion-model-looking twentysomethings yelling at each other in bathrooms while doing too much cocaine, voila! Heaven is a place called London.
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  2. Village Voice
    Reviewed by: Ed Park
    30
    Syd's (Chris Evans) emotional tailspin is embarrassingly banal, and his assertion that "everybody here hates me" quickly applies to the audience as well.
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  3. The A.V. Club
    Reviewed by: Nathan Rabin
    50
    London has a distinct Off-Off-Broadway feel. There's a stagebound quality to its handful of claustrophobic locations, its endless assault of intense coke talk, and its third-rate invocation of David Mamet, David Rabe, and Neil LaBute.
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