Description: Welcome to Geraldine Ferraro Elementary, where the teachers are drunk, lazy or psychotic, every child has been left behind, and burned-out Vice Principal Tom Willoman is barely holding on. But when totally hot district inspector Rebecca Seabrook arrives to shut down the school, she and Tom hatch a plan to take back the classrooms from insanely corrupt Principal Billings. What tragedy in Willoman’s past has turned him into a complete wuss? When are Nyquil shots and boxing matches considered proper teaching tools? How much damage can be inflicted by a bunch of pissed-off 2nd graders? (Anchor Bay Entertainment)