Mail Order Bride

Mail Order Bride Image
Metascore
9

Overwhelming dislike - based on 6 Critics What's this?

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3.6

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 11 Ratings

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  • Summary: When New York's top mob boss Tony Santini (Aiello) discovers several of his men have been scammed by a Russian Mail Order Bride who's escaped back to Russia with their cash, he decided to send the troublesome nephew Anthony to Russia to bring back the girl and the money.

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  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 6
  3. Negative: 6 out of 6
  1. Reviewed by: Ronnie Scheib
    20
    Dismally unfunny cross-cultural farce posits stupidity as the universal language.
  2. 20
    The hapless goodfella-in-training is as unsuccessful at fulfilling his uncle's wishes as the star and co-director, Robert Capelli Jr., is at delivering punchlines.
  3. Ultimately unable to overcome both its amateurish qualities and its overly familiar elements.
  4. This amateurish comedy features some amazing sequences shot in Moscow. But everything else about it is second rate.
  5. 12
    As if the witless cultural stereotypes weren't bad enough, misogyny is rampant -- bare-breasted women abound, yet the protagonist remains fully clothed while having a bullet removed from his butt.
  6. Might have generated a laugh or two had it not forced the actors into uncomfortable extremes of caricature.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 6
  3. Negative: 2 out of 6
  1. kurt
    Oct 22, 2005
    0
    Worst movie ever made? possibly rather eat the film than watch it.

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