Metascore
49 out of 100

Mixed or average reviews - based on 30 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 12 out of 30
  2. Negative: 4 out of 30
  1. Reviewed by: Lael Lowenstein
    90
    An engaging, often very funny fish-out-of-water story that provides Hugh Grant with his best part to date.
  2. Reviewed by: Rod Dreher
    75
    An enjoyable minor-league lark. But another "Notting Hill?" Fuhgeddaboutit.
  3. Reviewed by: Jay Carr
    75
    It brings an enlivening wit to a comedy of culture collision.
  4. Grant handles the slapstick humor gracefully and speaks his lines with sincerity and warmth.
  5. 70
    The last half hour bogs down badly, with a cynical fake-out ending and a final scene that borders on non-sensical.
  6. A lightweight comedy that has more than enough laughs to justify its silly, scatterbrained premise.
  7. Reviewed by: Anjali Arora
    70
    Though the movie suffers from an underdeveloped plot, it does benefit from solid acting.
  8. Reviewed by: Richard Schickel
    70
    Director Kelly Makin has a gift for casually tossed-off farce.
  9. While Grant is sublime, the "Godfather" spoof he's in sleeps with the fishes.
  10. Reviewed by: Mike Clark
    63
    The beauty here is in the set-up, which offers Hugh Grant a role to match his star-making turn in "Four Weddings and a Funeral."
  11. 63
    A bland also-ran in a post-"Sopranos" universe.
  12. 60
    Many of the gags rely on the incongruity of Grant's nervous, cultured character posing as an Italian-American stereotype, but they're subverted by his earnest relationship with his fiancee, whose affection hardly seems worth the trouble.
  13. Reviewed by: Richard T. Jameson
    59
    The farce hits the fan, and you just wait for the thing to be over.
  14. 50
    After the bite and freshness of "Analyze This," Mickey Blue Eyes plays like an afterthought.
  15. A limply derivative, disappointingly trivial and hokey fish-out-of-water crime comedy.
  16. Moviegoers tired of ethnic humor will find plenty to complain about.
  17. Reviewed by: Phoebe Flowers
    50
    More than adequate performances by Grant and Caan, who play off each other with a relative degree of aplomb.
  18. It strains to hard for laughs, with stale jokes about unweildy corpses.
  19. As insulting as taking the queen to the Olive Garden.
  20. Never lets Grant develop his pidgin-Italian nice-guy-gone-sociopath routine.
  21. 50
    A lifeless, confused mess, peppered with laughs, yes, but illogically and crudely plotted and smothered in tonedeaf music cues.
  22. 50
    An abbondanza of busy, situation comedy twists that snip one's suspended disbelief and send it crashing like a chandelier.
  23. Reviewed by: Scott Kelton Jones
    50
    All set-up, no soul... Nothing here is that inspired, that clever.
  24. With preposterously convoluted plot twists, not even Grant is enough to make us smile all the way through the end.
  25. Reviewed by: Ken Fox
    40
    What begins as an entertainingly contrived lark soon feels like a poorly plotted muddle.
  26. An uninspired, recycled Mafia gags caper.
  27. About as funny as digging your own grave in an unmarked part of New Jersey.
User Score

Generally favorable reviews- based on 7 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 3
  3. Negative: 1 out of 3
  1. JaredB.
    0
    This movie, despite some funny lines and situations, sinks faster than the Titanic. Not even the presence of such normally reliable actors, such as Hugh Grant, James Caan, and Burt Young, can save this contrived mess. Full Review »