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  • Summary: Miss March tells the story of a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in Playboy Magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party atMiss March tells the story of a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in Playboy Magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary headquarters and win back the girl. (Fox Searchlight) Expand
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 15
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 15
  3. Negative: 15 out of 15
  1. Reviewed by: Rachel Saltz
    30
    The problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.
  2. Reviewed by: John Anderson
    30
    Miss March is overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.
  3. Reviewed by: Josh Ralske
    25
    Certainly, it's gross, and maybe even a bit shocking, but these filmmakers are smart enough to realize that raising the bar on crassness in teen sex comedies is a zero sum game.
  4. 12
    This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.
  5. 12
    For a horny-road-trip flick that's actually funny, check out last year's "Sex Drive," which just came out on video.
  6. Here's the deal: The worst sex cartoon in Playboy's long history can't compete with the sheer vacuousness of this inane comedy.
  7. 0
    The meanest and least inspired kids U know.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 12 out of 29
  2. Negative: 16 out of 29
  1. Timx
    Jan 4, 2010
    10
    Movie was fucking hilarious! It deserves a better score just from that one scene "I stabbed her face!". But seriously, movie critics are Movie was fucking hilarious! It deserves a better score just from that one scene "I stabbed her face!". But seriously, movie critics are fucking stupid. They have no sense of humor without purpose. This isn't the movie you watch when you're 65 years old, alone in room, without any friends. You should watch this with friends that are at a young enough age to not take life too seriously and enjoy some of the crazy and unbelievable situations that take place. Expand
  2. JakeL
    May 15, 2009
    10
    I liked this movie. Immature humor at its best. I watched it and I laughed a lot through out it.
  3. AdamK
    Feb 5, 2010
    10
    If you didn't laugh during this movie then you have no funny bone this movie is super funny.
  4. MarkFrem
    Oct 1, 2009
    0
    I am not rating this movie as low as I am for its crass humor, but rather for the fact that there was not a funny moment in the entire film.I am not rating this movie as low as I am for its crass humor, but rather for the fact that there was not a funny moment in the entire film. If you must see a teen comedy, go watch American Pie again. Its guaranteed to have more laughs, even if you've already seen it a thousand times. Expand
  5. Howard
    Apr 24, 2009
    0
    To Kara C..... You don't see very many movies, do you? If this is what you consider to be a good film, I'd suggest you check out To Kara C..... You don't see very many movies, do you? If this is what you consider to be a good film, I'd suggest you check out movies like Slumdog Millionaire or Milk. Then again, maybe you shouldn't 'cause neither of them stars Britney Spears or Mandy Moore. Now that you're finished reading this, go back to your coloring book. Expand
  6. TravisH
    May 16, 2010
    0
    This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It made be angry at society for allowing something like this to happen. Yes, it is that bad.
  7. LouisM
    Jan 25, 2010
    0
    Worst movie I have ever seen. Could not watch till the end.

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