More unforgiveable than the lack of chemistry between Jolie and Pitt is that a film that thinks it's an all-out action caper is actually horrendously dull. Jolie looks hot, but then she always does, yet still can't act to save her life. Pitt hams it up effectively enough and deserves much, much better than what this high-concept, low-thrills movie delivers.

This could have been so good. Started out slow and then became a train wreck. No chemistry between the stars. She was smart and sexy, and well, he was sexy. The storyline was simply awful. Word of mouth will kill this movie in about three weeks time. I gave it a three because the advanced publicity by the marketing department separated me from my money. Whatever the PR department was paid was worth its weight in gold because this movie is terrible.… Expand

How stupid was I, paying to see this crap!

Dumber than doggie doo. NO plot and lifeless faceless characters we care nothing about. Both stars are in need of a major movie because after this is seen there won't be any more free passes for either of them? Well, maybe Angelina Jolie as she is delicious to look at.

I went to see this movie with 9 Friends, not even 1 of them liked the Movie, and i just wanted to get the out of the Theater, Imagine how bad it was if ALL the audience BOWED when the movie ended... Dont waste your money in this crap.

Poor story compensated by excessive violence from sthe start to the end. Makes you think why the stars with so much money do such films.

What a long commercial, gin, jonhnny , mercedes benz., and super watches . Be sure to read credits, written by, simon kinberg AKA smoking erb, went to school with the fool.

This was a bit of a lame film, it just doesn't have that quality like True Lies or Romancing the Stone/War of Roses movies. It was overhyped using Brangelina, the story/script was a little weak and some 'comedic' moments weren't funny and too cliche. Some of it was kinda cringeworthy, Brad and Angelina's acting were good considering the bad script they were working with, although some of that acting was a bit too superficial/cliche too. Some parts of the film was not that bad, but some of it really was crap. It wouldn't be a film I'd see again.… Expand

Just another sex and Fight film...how cliche!

So so bad, just horrible. The people who like this film must be part of an elaborate conspiracy to try and con people into watching total trash so it makes more money in dvd sales. No plot, ridiculous "action" scenes, not funny at all.....pure drivel.

In a word I want a refund! Too bad to be believed. There is no script and the acting is awful. And where is the alledged chemistry between these two stars? No words can do justice as to how bad this is.

Angelina is one hot babe. As for the movie you have to be kidding. Did I mention that AJ is one hot babe and eye candy for us guys. The movie is just plain stupid without any real suspense. Did I mention that my Angelina is very hot? Brad comes off as an amateur, a high school actor, and a bit of a jerk. But Angelina Jolie is hot hot hot. The movie sucked but who cares?

Oh my God was this movie awful. Congratulations to the marketing department for making this absolute turkey into a must see film. It starts off very slowly. What we thought we were going to see was an updated True Lies the flick with Arnie and Jamie Lee that was fabulous. What we got is an unbelievable amateur film without any real acting, directing or even a screenplay. It is so bad that words alone cannot describe how inept this film truly is. Most of the actors other than Angelina and Brad are hardly noticed. There is no suspense and everything in this farce is totally predictable. There is no suspense and you care little or nothing for the characters. The physical heat we expected to see somehow got lost in shipping the film to the theater. Brad looks like an idiot school boy hardly what you would expect from a hardened professional assasin. No matter what I say, the public will pay to see the PR and buy the hype. But be warned that you will leave the theater terribly disappointed. It doesn't even qualify as a made for TV movie as it is that bad. Avoid at all costs. You have been warned.… Expand

Angelina Jolie is hot and sexy. For that I gave the film a 1. As for the rest of the movie, it was so bad that I feel embarassed for being tricked into seeing it. It's trailer trash. I would feel foolish telling my friends that I even went to see it. Iit was that bad.

Lackluster in every sense of the word. A total ripoff. Don't waste your time or money.

Engaging set of actors? Good director? Good Script? What the hell were you watching? First of all neither of them can act. The directions was awful. As for the script it was laughable. You feel nothing at all for the characters. And there is no suspense whatsoever. It is simply a vehicle for you to come to the zoo and oogle over Brad and Angelina while the hucksters separate you from your hard earned money. The flick is a complete and total disaster. A train wreck given to us by the hyped up PR Hollywood crew who are laughing at us all the way to the bank.… Expand

Boring and poorly directed. The acting, well there wasn't any. No suspense and the characters were lifeless. A waste of a movie.

I saw a preview of this dreadful movie and it is a great waste of money and pretty people. There are two semi-interesting scenes beginning and ending the film and the rest is just idiotic shooting.

I can't believe i wasted my time and money on that absolute bunch of crap. it is so illogical and meaningless. this has to be one of the worst I have ever seen. it's a pity to see such mega stars do such hopeless roles.

A stupidddd movie, pointless, really sucks bad director, what else can i say? bore terrible.

I thought having two incredibly hot people as the stars would make a movie at least enjoyable to watch. Unfortunately that isn't the case. The movie of course has its moments, but in whole it is tedious to watch and I couldn't wait for it to end. Which it took forever to do... Why does hollywood mess up such cool ideas? Could have been a really cool movie.

Absolutely ridiculous premise. Violence for the sheer sake of violence. If Brad & Angelina were not the starring roles, I wonder whether anyone would go see it.

A point for the perfomance of Vince Vaughn.

Started out as "cool", and then went to "childish".

Has some cute moments, but getting us to mindlessly laugh along with these mass-murdering sex objects is not the nominal aspiration of any serious film.

Dreadful. One point for chutzpah. Straight fantasy violence. No subtext. No comedy (above knock-knock level). Nothing but pandering to sublevel drone mentality.

I dont understand what kind of mindless person would like this movie. I give it a ine instead of a zero because Brads hot. Angelina was so dumb in this movie they didnt play well at all. Its one of those movies that you would fall asleep while watching.

Flat, empty. A good movie for brainless who just wanna see "hot" people on screen and pay for it.

Great premise, horrible delivery. this is the only movie i've ever walked out on. i didn't even walk out on Gigli, which is definetely saying something. The "soundtrack" to this movie was terrible. i've heard better music in an amateur porno.

Rather boring and the plot isn't very good - they dragged everything out a bit much.

So booooooooooooooooring.

I saw this movie as in-flight entertainment on a plane and it was basically flip a coin for me as to whether to watch this free movie or take a nap. Both of the principals are entirely unbelievable as world's best assassins. I didn't find they had much chemistry that came across despite real world evidence to the contrary.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith is pretty much an inoffensive popcorn-action flick that really doesn

Too funny whatever the hell it was meant to be. It was Saturday night at the amateur hour. I can't believe they got my ten bucks to pay for a ticket to this crap. Refund.

Horrible waste of time and money. The lauded chemistry which was supposed to save this ripoff comes across as a smarmy inside joke. Another race movie - race to get the bucks before the word gets out what a stinker. ' Can't understand why professional critics give it more than one star.

Other than the prettiness of the stars, this film is worthless. Women will like it for Pitt and the fact that the script makes him look inept and Jolie look like the consumate pro hitperson. Lame, rididulous action scenes. Certainly not worth a matinee price - rent it when it comes out on DVD - or better yet, borrow it.

Saw this last night in a half empty theater at 7 PM. That was my first warning. It is a movie for idiots. I couldn't care less about the screen characters. And truthfully, I came to see the sparks between Brad and Angelina; but unfortunately, it was all BS hype as there wasn't any. As a matter of fact, this dud of film is so bad, that these two beautiful stars are in need of resuscitating their careers. The film makes no sense and doesn't even remotely hold your interest. It is an action movie, but might as well be a cartoon. I was waiting for the dynamite to fall on someone's head and the Road Runner to appear and go Beep-Beep. People were actually walking out of the theater shaking their heads. Those waiting to see the next showing were told, "You'll be sorry."… Expand

Surprisingly bland and EXTREMELY unrealistic, even for a summer-blockbuster type movie...and that says a lot about this movie.. Hard to care for the invincible leads or what little plot there was.

The acting was simply attrocious, the script was ludicrous, and the directing, well don't even make me go there. Other than about a dozen actors, the other two dozen, you never even get to see their faces. The story has more holes than swiss cheese. As for the reported chemistry between the two stars, sorry Charlie, that too was a bunch of bull. The movie is simply too awful to be believed. I wouldn't even rent it.… Expand

Hollywood got me again. Started slow and disintergrated from there. AJ was good, but what she saw in Pitt who acted like an idiot school boy, let alone a professional assasin is dubious at best. The story is terrible. Hollywood knew this movie was in trouble so they sold us their proverbial hype about AJ, BP and his former Mrs. JA. What a joke? Garbage in - garbage out.

Moronic is the only way to explain this horrible film. There is no suspense as everything is predictable. The acting was awful. Don't go see it.

Who was responsible for this abortion!!??! The trollop Jolie can't act out of a paper bag and Pitt delivers his lines as if he 's had cyanoacrylate applied to his reedy think lips. I found the film distasteful and while Jolie's domanatrix garb was somewhat reminescent of Hrisowatha, I found very little redemption in this waste of celluloid excess.

Crapola! Unbelievably bad unless one likes to look at eye candy? Brad Pitt better hope his good looks don't fade too fast because he sure as hell can't act.

And the making of this horrid movie went over-budget and over-schedule.

Yuk this was terrible. Too bad to be believed. No suspense at all and the characters are totally unbelievable.

They don't have any right to show Bogota- Colombia like that. With explosions only old cars with bullet marks, ugly people and people speaking with Mexican accent. I think they cannot see how it affect one country, it's affecting the Economy of our country, they are only thinking in the movie but you know if you go down to the link maybe you can see the real Bogota - Colombia. Or when you need one scene in Paris you go to Chiapas - Mexico? … Expand

Boring.

ZZzzZZzzZZzz... Oh was I watching a movie? Without the humor of Vince, this movie was a complete waste. Its all over the place, dizzing, and completely unbelievable. Lets just say I ran out crying.

Snuck in to see this garbage. This movie was really the Pits. And I don't mean Brad. Awful.

Damn this was awful. Too stupid for words.

In The beginning I really liked this jam, but it gets on my nerves. Angelina Jolie was perfect, but movie have too much action, bum,bum,bum!Yes,its entertaining, but makes no sense.Overall:pretty bad.

I guess when you walk out of a movie theatre half way through its bad? right?

With a discount coupon, my wife and I saw this on VHS for $.99 instead of paying about $20 in a theater. We agree that we wasted $.99 and two hours of our lives. What a piece of junk this over sold, over rated and over seen film is. How can anyone mention it in the same sentence as The War of the Roses? Those claiming Brad Pitt is playing the whole thing in an understated style are confusing understatement with boredom and indifference. And isn't it time for Angelina Jolie to stop her pouting and sneering?… Expand

The premise is great; the actaul movie unfortunately is anything but.

Aweful movie!!!! I fell asleep!!

I agree with all the 0 and 1 stars. The 10's and 9's must have had the part of their brain removed when it's supposed to know what a good movie is and what is a piece of crap. I no longer have any respect for Jolie with all her charity work she preaches peace on one side and blood and death on the other. Shameful and I am so ashmaed that I wasted my $7 bucks on this film which should get the award for the end of film making as we know it.… Expand

It was awful. And there was no sexual tension at all between Brad and Angelina. I'm sorry I paid to see it, it isn't even worth renting.

Wow... this movie was absolutey wretched... I mean, I expected that going in, but still, it was shockingly bad. The dialogue was nothing but weak, and rather idiotic, ennuendo; the action sequences were unimpressive at best. The only reason to see this piece of trash is to ogle Angelina Jolie...

Below average movie without much of anything going for it. End to action but without real emotion. If not for the star power this movie would be gone in a week.

Chris B if you gave this movie a 7 then you must have checked your brains in at the door or perhaps recently had a lobotomy? Or perhaps we can attribute your poor taste to the fact that you are just in love? In any event, this was one of the lamest films I have ever witnessed. A zero score is too high as it isn't even worth renting. No chemistry between the hyped-up stars with awful acting and an inept script make for one big turkey of a motion picture. That is if it even qualifies to be called that?… Expand

Garbage In - Garbage Out. Pukesville all around.

Attociously bad acting, directing and story. The movie is an utter disgrace.

Brainless movie with no story or plot--just special FX of thousand of gunshots, explosions and car crashes. Give me a well written, well acted movie with a good story any day.

This movie sucked and that is the way it is.

What do the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton Cleopatra, the Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin Marrying Man, the Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe Proof of Life, both the Steve McQueen/Ali Macgraw and Basinger/Baldwin versions of The Getaway, the Bennifer Gigli and this have in common? All of the above received far more ink for the real or alleged offscreen shenanigans of the stars, all were mediocre-to-lousy movies (well, I sort of liked Gigli, but for purposes of argument will defer to the vast majority)...and all were major box-office losers. All but one, actually; I can only conclude that the totally undeserving box office success of a movie as mindless, condescending and thoroughly disagreeable as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's hit is simply an indication that we've all been reading far too many tabloids and watching far too much Entertainment Tonight for our own good. It's not just that I don't much care for either star (Pitt has devolved from good, tough performances in Se7en and Fight Club--and a perfect bit as the heartless hunk who seduces, robs and abandons Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise--to lazy star turns in things like Troy and Ocean's Twelve that make their obligatory $100 million but that nobody seems to like very much; Jolie's only two performances of note since her Oscar-winning role in Girl, Interrupted were her heartfelt one in Beyond Borders, which she really seemed to believe in, and her entertaining Transylvanian Greek routine in Oliver Stone's Alexander)...but I found it impossible to care one bit about whether their married assassins lived, died, stayed together or split up. And not just because their "heroes" are conscienceless hired killers, but more fundamentally to the point, because they're both such self-involved jerks. (Perhaps Vince Vaughn, playing another of his trademark nails-on-the-chalkboard supporting roles, makes them look better by comparison.) A ruthless Osterization of War of the Roses, Prizzi's Honor and True Lies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith alternates toothless marital satire that's as deep as an empty wading pool with Grand Canyon-sized plot holes (including an astonishingly fraudulent nonending) and technically impressive but offensively hypocritical wall-to-wall violence; there's absolutely no doubt that innocent bystanders are being hurt and killed by the couple's Spy Vs. Spy fires, explosions and highway destruction, but director Doug Liman studiously never shows any consequences, all in the name of delivering a slick if morally reprehensible bit of hot weather escapism. (Once again, the hypocrisy and bankruptcy of the movie ratings system is exposed: Jolie clearly snaps a guy's neck and it merits a PG-13 rather than an R because we hear but don't see it.) Liman is a technically slick, competent director who has heretofore kept his potential for smarminess in check; The Bourne Identity was totally free of it and was, noncoincidentally, his best film--but here the floodgates are completely open. He would've done far better by replacing some of his irritating, self-conscious flourishes (the offscreen marriage counselor, the endless "cute" musical curlicues) with another twenty rewrites, but this is a movie that wears its superficiality as proudly as General George Patton wore his medals. The standard counterargument that this is just a summer action flick and therefore somehow undeserving of critical scrutiny holds even less water than usual when you realize that Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins is also a summer movie that follows every rule of the trade...but is also an intelligently written, beautifully acted one with characters--heroes and villains alike--that really matter. Sorry, but even by summer movie standards, Mr. and Mrs. Smith just won't do.… Expand

This "film" epitomizes all that is wrong with our celebrity-focused society. Mr. and Mrs. Smith was an absolute abomination, BUT Pitt and Jolie are famous and an item so it gets a pass despite having an incoherent story, z-list quality acting, and some of the most unfunny "comedic" moments ever filmed. There was a time when I would have stated, "I don't understand how people can actual say this was even an acceptable or movie" but I know I why audiences are willing to pay 10 bucks to see garbage. They are stupid.… Expand

Worse than I imagined it could be, Horrible ending battle scene. Where's the chemistry?

After hearing about the hype of this couple since I don't pay attention to celebrity gossip I decided to see them in action. This movie was a complete joke and made them both look as terrible actors. If their relationship is as interesting as this movie....