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  • Summary: Ten years later, Tom Hanniger returns to Harmony on Valentine's Day, still haunted by the deaths he caused. Struggling to make amends with his past, he grapples with unresolved feelings for his ex-girlfriend, Sarah, who is now married to his best friend, Axel, the town sheriff. But tonight, after years of peace, something from Harmony's dark past has returned. Wearing a miner's mask and armed with a pickaxe, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. And as his footsteps come ever closer, Tom, Sarah and Axel realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who's come back to claim them...(Lionsgate) Expand
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  1. Positive: 2 out of 11
  2. Negative: 2 out of 11
  1. 67
    MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven – a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values for anyone other than first-year med students.
  2. Reviewed by: Jenni Miller
    This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.
  3. The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.
  4. 58
    But save for a giddily gratuitous sequence involving full-frontal nudity, a little person, and a French bulldog, the film is strictly by-the-numbers slasher boilerplate. It won't endure past the weekend.
  5. Reviewed by: Clark Collis
    What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.
  6. Reviewed by: Mark Olsen
    Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.
  7. Reviewed by: Jim Ridley
    There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns of the same eye gouge delivered ad infinitum.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 22 out of 28
  2. Negative: 3 out of 28
  1. Pag
    Feb 11, 2009
    Great 3-D effect. Jensen Ackles plays a perfect little boy lost-psycho. Jamie King was a strong character. Kerr Smith playing an asshole I didn't know he could. TWO words Tom Atkins. Expand
  2. AmandaL
    Jan 17, 2009
    Excellent fun! and Jensen Ackles is terrific.
  3. BillyB.
    Jan 23, 2009
    The plot is thin. But the actors play it straight, the gore and nudity is hilarious, and the 3-D effect was excellent. Highly recommend experience in cinema 3D, but 2-D I wouldn't bother. Expand
  4. JimO
    Jan 19, 2009
    Badass 3d slashers. loads of fun.
  5. Marco
    Jan 16, 2009
    It's really, really bad but in the best possible way. Ridiculously gory violence, gratuitous sex and nudity, paper thin plot, novelty 3D effects. Good times. Expand
  6. Sep 9, 2012
    Average remake of the excellent 1981 original slasher film. The kills are creative, and the change in the identity of the killer is a great addition. Otherwise, exploitation alley. The 3-D effects are stunning! Expand
  7. john
    Jan 17, 2009
    My bloody Valentine is the worst movie of the year. I was bored and it is a BAD FILM.

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