- Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
- Release Date: Dec 9, 2011
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25New Year's Eve is a dreary plod through the sands of time until finally the last grain has trickled through the hourglass of cinematic sludge. How is it possible to assemble more than two dozen stars in a movie and find nothing interesting for any of them to do?
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0Bad beyond belief.
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25Innocuous and dull.
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30A depressing two-hour infomercial pitching Times Square as the only place in the universe you want to be when the ball drops at midnight on Dec. 31. (Believe me, it's not.)
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25New Year's Eve is fun in the way that eating at a buffet is fun. It's two hours of foods that have nothing to do with each other piled high on a plate because it was too cheap to resist.
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20Even with the bar lowered, this seems appallingly bad, a lazy assortment of weak punch lines, sentimental music cues, and trite situations.
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25Behind all the noisemakers and funny glasses, New Year's Eve - and everyone in it - is dead behind the eyes.
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33It's safe to say to no idea was nixed on the set of New Year's Eve for being too cheesy or sentimental; if anything, ideas were nixed for not being sentimental or cheesy enough.
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20Mostly, New Year's Eve is appalling stuff, a poorly constructed, sentimental sham. Auld lang suck.
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25The sanitized setting and sappy script are so littered with cardboard characters and crass product placements that you'll mourn for the muggers and porno theaters that De Niro cursed in "Taxi Driver."
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30The result proves to be as appealing and effervescent as a flute of flat champagne.
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25Through it all, Marshall sticks to his rose-colored principles: You gotta have hope, listen to your heart and take leaps of faith. Plus a new one: Parker should never make it through a movie without at least one pair of fabulous shoes.
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10A movie so excruciating that it makes its predecessor, "Valentine's Day," seem like "Nashville" in comparison.
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10New Year's Eve may be the ugliest movie of the year, from the garish lighting to the heavy make up and bad costumes.
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25Sitting through New Year's Eve is like attending a crowded party filled with pretty people who have nothing to say.
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Dec 9, 201112New Year's Eve. It's big and shiny and crowded and no matter how much you might look forward to it, it never lives up to the hype. The movie is even worse.
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Dec 9, 201130At its heart, Garry Marshall's New Year's Eve is soup made of rocks.
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Dec 9, 20110I have zero reservations about telling you how much I loathed New Year's Eve, a soul-sucking monument to Hollywood greed and saccharine holiday culture.
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Dec 7, 201112The lesson to learn from watching Garry Marshall's New Year's Eve, a predictably insufferable, self-congratulatory cash cow designed to be ingested and then happily discharged without a second thought by gullible moviegoers who just don't know any better, is that we live in a time without economic dignity, a time in which we must be ready to do just about anything for a paycheck.
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Dec 6, 201120Director Garry Marshall continues his systematic defilement of society's most romantic holidays with another rom-com built - and executed - like a '70s disaster movie.
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