Metascore
50

Mixed or average reviews - based on 36 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 12 out of 36
  2. Negative: 7 out of 36
  1. Reviewed by: Jessica Letkemann
    38
    Isn't quite self-aware enough to be really funny, and certainly isn't serious or genuinely exciting enough to be thrilling because of it's action.
  2. Reviewed by: Claudia Puig
    38
    Poseidon is a sodden saga, with a script that is awash in clich├ęs. It nearly drowns under the weight of its own soggy tedium.
  3. An utterly empty-skulled genre mechanism and nothing more.
  4. 25
    If this version had been called The Poseidon Adventure, audiences could have sued for truth in packaging.
  5. 20
    It's all so much blood and brine signifying nothing, not even a good time. Now somebody do us all a favor and cut that albatross from around Petersen's neck already.
  6. A deeply dreadful movie -- no, a shallowly dreadful movie -- that's too unpleasant and repetitive to be entertaining, even as camp.
  7. Reviewed by: Kyle Smith
    12
    It's "Das Bomb." It's "The Perfunctory Storm."
User Score
5.9

Mixed or average reviews- based on 106 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 32 out of 55
  2. Negative: 18 out of 55
  1. chelsea
    Jan 31, 2009
    10
    This movie was soo intense! some parts made me cry. but i couldn't find anything wrong with it. and plus josh lucas is sexy which is This movie was soo intense! some parts made me cry. but i couldn't find anything wrong with it. and plus josh lucas is sexy which is good enough for me ! Full Review »
  2. Aug 28, 2014
    6
    I don't usually like to watch films like this, as I don't like the nervous, uneasy feeling I experience while watching them. However, I wantedI don't usually like to watch films like this, as I don't like the nervous, uneasy feeling I experience while watching them. However, I wanted to give this a chance.

    A New Year's celebration on a luxury cruiser Poseidon is underway, leading us through brief introductions of our future cast (some of the most delightful being an aging gay-man Richard Nelson and an ex-navy Dylan Johns), when a rogue wave appears quite suddenly (no time wasted there) and makes the cruiser do half an Eskimo Roll.

    Up is down, and the remaining survivors hope that their ship stays afloat until rescuers arrives. Not everyone is that optimistic, however, and the previously introduced characters start an uncertain climb for possible survival.

    Through cramped spaces and crystal clear waters - with some fiery inferno to boot - the group thins and obstacle after another arises to dampen their spirits. I think the cast's performances were good, and none of the issues they had to deal with were too unbelievable. That, of course, makes the situations only worse to watch.

    In the spirit of all similar movies before this, and probably after as well, some of the characters make it while others don't. You could make some guesses as to who might not make it, which is part of the "entertaining" factor of the story. Also, I have no idea what drowning really looks like, but we had at least one very good version of it in here.

    All in all, a good disaster story, I guess. It didn't seem too impossible or too long, and this will probably make you eye to horizon for a bit longer the next time you dare to put your foot in a boat of any size.
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  3. Aug 24, 2014
    5
    A remake is not always an automatic negative. The visuals are quite impressive, and if you look beyond some mediocre acting, you actually mayA remake is not always an automatic negative. The visuals are quite impressive, and if you look beyond some mediocre acting, you actually may be entertained. Full Review »