Metascore
32 out of 100

Generally unfavorable - based on 21 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 21
  2. Negative: 9 out of 21
  1. I like its devotion to the drab outskirts of Sin City, and Buscemi's performance is right up his alley without being entirely predictable.
  2. 63
    Buscemi is appealing as always, but the movie, is only sporadically funny.
  3. 50
    This movie is all elbows. Nothing fits. It doesn't add up. It has some terrific free-standing scenes, but they need more to lean on.
  4. 50
    The best thing about Saint John of Las Vegas is that it makes you really appreciate guys like David Lynch and Joel and Ethan Coen.
  5. Reviewed by: Mary Pols
    50
    One of those shaggy-dog stories that you keep hoping will get sharper, smarter, cooler, more worthy of its star. Buscemi may not be exactly celestial, but he still deserves better.
  6. 50
    Proof positive that comedy is hard, this debut feature by Hue Rhodes offers a wealth of skilled players and admirably offbeat gags yet seldom manages to generate any laughs.
  7. 50
    Predictably, the best moments belong to Buscemi, whose performance is a model of understatement in a field of grotesques.
  8. Reviewed by: Andrew Grant
    40
    Though the credits include an impressive roster of names, this low-stakes poker hand feels like an undiscovered relic from the early '90s, and that's not a good thing.
  9. An amusing turn from Steve Buscemi in the title role and some sporadically funny, off-beat dialogue provided by debuting writer/director Hue Rhodes make for a passable, if forgettable, little time passer.
  10. The film turns into one of those indie parades of eccentrics that are hit-and-miss but mostly miss.
  11. Reviewed by: Gary Goldstein
    40
    The presence of the ever-reliable Steve Buscemi adds a welcome boost to Saint John of Las Vegas, an otherwise unremarkable debut feature from writer-director Hue Rhodes.
  12. 38
    First-time director and screenwriter Hue Rhodes shows no discernible talent for dialogue, humor and, especially, pacing.
  13. The movie is a letdown, stringing together pointless episodes to little effect. It's the kind of thinly conceived, quirk-for-quirk's-sake indie that gives indies a bad name.
  14. Reviewed by: Vadim Rizov
    30
    Mostly, Saint John traps good comic performers--including Malco and Peter Dinklage as John's boss--in airless editing and an unproductive, unresolved, sludgy tone.
  15. Saint John of Las Vegas was a bad script that somehow got made into a bad movie with good people in it.
  16. You watch and wait for this underachieving film to ignite, then grow more and more exasperated as you witness its many misfires.
  17. This disjointed, desperately whimsical film is simply not funny: not for a minute.
  18. The writing is semicoherent at best, and the buddies of this meandering road trip are not only mismatched but dislikable.
  19. Reviewed by: Chris Nashawaty
    16
    With stars like Steve Buscemi and Sarah Silverman and big-fish producers such as Spike Lee and Stanley Tucci on board, you'd think this indie would offer some glimmer of wit or originality. Think again.