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80It's very funny and - at times - even witty in a crude, drunken frat-boy-with-an-epiphany kind of way.
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80While undeniably silly and violent in a cartoon-like manner, is by and large a hilarious skewering of the clichés of teen pix.
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75Is it funny? Yes, it is.
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75The jokes are wild, raunchy, surreal and dead-on.
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75The scary thing about this spoof of '90s teen horror movies is how funny it is.
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75Deadly funny.
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75The whole thing wobbles, like the garish, trashy, sexy shoes the young folks are wearing this summer on their way (in droves) to movie theaters, intent on abandoning themselves to pleasurable mindlessness.
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70Actually quite amusing, thanks mainly to a script that keeps the gags flying so fast that even though so many of them are bad, they're quickly followed by something new, and occasionally something good.
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70Manages an impressively huge score in the hit-or-miss gag ratio.
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70Political incorrectness, gross-out humor, references for their own sake, and some real wit are distributed over the 85 minutes with an unusually consistent sense of timing and proportion, and the tone is just right.
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68A raunchy, scattershot, but often hilarious spoof.
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67Gross, sophomoric, offensive, nasty, cheap and mean -- and so funny again and again that you plumb near forget all that's reprehensible about it.
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63Does serve up an inspired gag every once in a while.
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63The gleeful teen-horror spoof that proves that the Farrelly brothers have no monopoly on outrageous, politically incorrect comedy.
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63Its grossness knows no bounds, and you'd have to be dead not to laugh.
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63The question facing the target audience for Scary Movie is whether the funny bits will be enough of a payoff for sitting through the tedious stuff between them.
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60If you're amused by jokes involving male genitals, female pubic hair, flatulence and dismemberment, it should be a big hit.
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55Offers, on a drop-by-drop basis, more semen than a Ron Jeremy flick.
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50It's easy to be offensive in a movie; it's much harder to be funny. Which is why Scary Movie emerges as such a waste; when you're so good at the latter, why keep falling back on the former?
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50Surprisingly cohesive.
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50Would it be asking too much if the hit-and-miss jokes could maybe nudge an inch beyond the obvious?
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50Destined to be remembered not for its laugh-per-minute ratio, but for breaking a barrier of crudeness in mainstream movies.
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40Some of the funny stuff is actually funny, some of it is funny and yucky, but most of it is just stupid.
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40A big, stupid bull with bodacious tits, but that's not to say it doesn't dish out some lite hardy-hars.
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Usually what you're laughing at is ugliness, and that leaves a foul taste long before the 85 minutes have expired.
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38Might have been funnier if it had been put together with more care.
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30Did I laugh? Yeah, I did, half a dozen times. Not a great percentage for a film with something close to 300 quote-unquote jokes.
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30The only thing that's truly scary about the movie is the escalating vulgarity of the latest in a string of skanky comedies by filmmakers determined to out-gross the other.
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25Maybe I'm just too old to appreciate the startling sight of a phallus jammed into someone's ear.
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There are a number of funny and unexpected moments in the film, but they are ultimately swamped by the mean-spirited tone and increasingly over-the-top raunch and drug humor.
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20I walked out of Scary Movie feeling as if I'd been whacked around with a two-by-four for an hour and a half.
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0I'd rather have a testicular nail-gun mishap than sit through this migraine-inducing train wreck of a film one more time.
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