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Metascore
16 out of 100

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User Score
2.3 out of 10

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 18 Ratings

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  • Summary: Dennis Rodman is an agent hired by a detective (Cook) to find a tycoon's daughter (Cigliutti) kidnapped by arms dealers.

Critic Reviews

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  1. Positive: 0 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 8
  3. Negative: 8 out of 8
  1. New York Post
    Reviewed by: Lou Lumenick
    38
    Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.
  2. Variety
    Reviewed by: Joe Leydon
    30
    A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
  3. New York Daily News
    Reviewed by: Robet Dominguez
    25
    Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.
  4. TV Guide
    Reviewed by: Maitland McDonagh
    20
    The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.

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  3. Negative: 4 out of 4
  1. Frankie98
    1
    Absolutely the single 2nd worse movie I've ever seen (bio dome was worst) I have no idea why this got a 16 that is majorly overrated. I truly regret wasting 85 min. of my life watching this horrific movie.… Expand
  2. Mavaf
    0
    Truly atrocious.

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