Stoned

Metascore
41

Mixed or average reviews - based on 22 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 22
  2. Negative: 6 out of 22
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  1. Reviewed by: Felix Vasques Jr.
    60
    A must for any true rock aficionado.
  2. Thorogood allegedly confessed on his deathbed (in 1993) that he killed Jones, and while the movie convinces us that this might have happened, it never truly reveals who Brian Jones was before he fell apart. His indulgence, and his demise, play out in a void.
  3. Reviewed by: Ethan Alter
    50
    A clichéd rock-star film.
  4. 50
    Despite good performances from Gregory, Considine and especially David Morrissey, the movie's true merits are all on the surface: its uncannily authentic period reconstruction and its successful use of stressed and textured film stocks. The filmmakers care more about this than about their characters, and it's hard for us not to feel the same.
  5. The soundtrack is a mess, with period music out of sync with the period, as when the 1967 song, "White Rabbit," underscores a 1965 acid trip.
  6. Its title may ring with pun and promise, but Stoned is a flat riff on Jones's short life. You'll get the highlights but no sense of what made him special -- or what really haunted him.
  7. 42
    Apart from Considine, the actors all deliver superficial performances beneath several layers of slathered-on Summer Of Love drag, and Woolley's use of multiple film stocks and flash-cut editing jumbles together a bunch of '60s filmmaking clichés without putting them to any particular use.
  8. 40
    This UK drama by Stephen Woolley, a longtime producer for Neil Jordan making his directing debut, presents a fairly convincing version of what might have happened.
  9. Reviewed by: Leslie Felperin
    40
    The film's sputtering dramatic engine, underwhelming perfs, and absence of music by the Stones themselves may leave the key younger demographic wondering what all the fuss is about.
  10. Stoned accomplishes the unlikely feat of making the golden years before medical science and the law caught up with rock culture look dull.
  11. 40
    Fans of the band will likely be disappointed (its music is represented by a handful of covers), and younger audiences will wonder what the fuss is about.
  12. 40
    What we really need from Stoned, the very thing that it fails to give us, is a sense of Jones as a human being.
User Score
4.5

Mixed or average reviews- based on 4 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 3
  3. Negative: 2 out of 3
  1. JohnP.
    Mar 12, 2007
    2
    As a life long fan of The Stones and still remembering the devastation I felt when I heard he had passed the movie has nullified all that. As a life long fan of The Stones and still remembering the devastation I felt when I heard he had passed the movie has nullified all that. I'm not much into sugar coating but I can not believe that the director couldn't have found some positive in the mans life. If Jones was such a selfish mean spirited jerk then I guess it should no longer come to us as such a surprise whether he killed himself or someone offed him. He unfortunatley didn't deserve what could have been. Full Review »
  2. MapP.
    Aug 15, 2006
    7
    Worth a look, better than I was expecting.
  3. WillC.
    Jul 8, 2006
    3
    Really a super boring and dull movie. No Rolling Stones music either. I would avoid this one.