Teddy Bears' Picnic
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  • Starring: Morgan Fairchild
  • Summary: A comic junket behind-the-scenes of the world's most exclusive power-broker retreat. The true story: the richest, most powerful white men in America gather each summer in Northern California for a super secret retreat that takes them back to their sophomore year in college. For fifty-one weeks a year they run the country. For one week they run amuck. They're there to unwind, but they get really unwound when that secrecy is threatened. (Visionbox Pictures)… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 10
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 10
  3. Negative: 5 out of 10
  1. Boston Globe
    Reviewed by: Wesley Morris
    63
    Feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his ''Simpson'' voice-overs.
  2. The New York Times
    Reviewed by: Dave Kehr
    50
    Fitfully entertaining molehill of a movie.
  3. New York Daily News
    Reviewed by: Jami Bernard
    38
    Falls short of the mark, content to shoot fish in a barrel.
  4. TV Guide
    Reviewed by: Ken Fox
    30
    It doesn't meet the minimum number of laughs to qualify as a comedy -- two would have clinched it -- and it's far too asinine to be taken seriously.

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