- Studio: Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
- Release Date: Aug 27, 1999
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91The most unexpectedly audacious, exhilarating, wildly creative adventure thriller I've seen in ages.
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75A deeply pleasurable, old-fashioned blood-'n'-guts adventure film.
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75It falls short where it counts: In the final confrontation.
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70My biggest complaint: Following two nasty bloodbaths and an invasion of the creatures' lair, the final showdown seems anti-climactic.
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67A straightforward, no-nonsense, agreeably old-fashioned historical action movie.
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63Has a remote feel. It sometimes impresses but never soars.
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60For the most part it delivers the goods.
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50Warrior has the underwritten, overproduced bluster of "Conan the Barbarian."
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50Dramatically empty Norse warrior adventure.
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50About everything is big in The 13th Warrior except the writing, which is microscopic.
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A well-marbled, albeit derivative, slab of action-movie man meat.
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50Gives you the delirious thrill of ripping off your enemy's head and watching the blood gush by providing a ringside seat.
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42Terrible, unnamable enemies turn out to be uncompelling indeed.
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40Indulges in enough grubby histrionics and costume-adventure cliches to give you fifth-grade flashbacks.
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40McTiernan's extensive action background is nowhere evident in the murky, all-but-impossible to follow battle sequences.
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40Reminiscent of the opening moments of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," actually, only without the clever wit.
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40Thinking too much about the contents will ruin what little pleasure there is in the experience.
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40Bloody but anemic story.
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40Too lightweight and streamlined to be memorable.
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40Overwhelmingly grisly.
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38Lumbering from one expensive set piece to the next without taking the time to tell us a story that might make us care.
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38In tackling 1000 A.D., (McTiernan)'s suddenly an unwieldy, clunky filmmaker.
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38Just a great, empty wind machine.
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30With the possible exception of the action sequences and the occassionally imaginitive set design, it's awful.
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25A grand, eye-popping film, a beautifully photographed epic with the depth of a Bugs Bunny Cartoon.
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25Silly supernatural Viking epic.
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20Mud-stained, blood-soaked and completely useless.
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