- Studio: Universal Pictures
- Release Date: Jun 17, 2005
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58In Duff's movies, the question is whether the movie will find enough interesting stuff to compensate for the blandness at the center. The Perfect Man does.
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50It's a chick flick with a vengeance but even in its most sentimental moments, stars Hilary Duff and Heather Locklear make this feel-good-about-yourself movie feel ... well, good.
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50I've had the unique pleasure of reviewing almost all of Duff's movies, and if there's one thing to say about the girl, she's consistent: nice, sweet, blond, inoffensive and uninspiring.
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50To be endured rather than enjoyed.
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50But for a lightweight summer romantic comedy, The Perfect Man delivers the goods and includes a couple of scenes that are, surprisingly, fresh and quite funny, both of which, incidentally, involve the music of Styx.
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50This cream puff of a romantic comedy is sweet enough, but lack of substance makes it deeply unsatisfying.
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50Even though the supporting cast is likable and the film hits all the beats of its formula, it's weak, as if everyone has been to the well one too many times.
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The premise is patently ridiculous, but the target audience of 12-year-old girls will be too charmed by the genre requisites to care.
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40Rosman and Wendkos run dry of ideas in the film's inert, overextended finale, when the "Believe in yourself" speeches grow so thick that even the Duff-devoted may start rolling their eyes.
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40Where Locklear's careful, clipped delivery confirms that she's better suited for TV stardom than the movies, every time Duff opens her mouth, she confirms that her natural home is in magazines. Or voicing animated squirrels. Either one would work.
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40For most part, The Perfect Man is too bland to merit anything more censorious than a stifled yawn.
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38The story has a definite ick factor that detracts from even the small pleasures the movie might offer its teen audience.
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38This movie makes it official: No matter how awful, even the networks and basic cable are now officially hipper than the studios.
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38There's one thing to be said for The Perfect Man: It confirms my belief that I'll never need to see another Hilary Duff movie until (1) she turns 30 or (2) she plays a crackhead in "Requiem for a Dream II."
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30The Perfect Man is like Teen People come to life. It's perfectly PG, and it's probably not the worst thing a young lady could see, depending on your criteria. Cinematically, it's like watching your lawn grow.
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The result is like a Nike commercial without a shot of the sneakers.
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30It's a lame Heather Locklear romantic comedy and a lame Hilary Duff romantic comedy all in one!
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30The movie is a tortured marshmallow.
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30A series of cutesy but flat-footed jokes leading up to a foregone romantic conclusion.
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25The Perfect Man crawls hand over bloody hand up the stony face of this plot, while we in the audience do not laugh because it is not nice to laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves, and the people in this movie are less fortunate than the people in just about any other movie I can think of, simply because they are in it.
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25Repetitious teen-targeted fluff.
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25Embarrassingly shoddy film.
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25Most of this movie is beyond lame. It almost makes "A Cinderella Story" -- the ever-mugging Duff's surprise hit of last summer -- look like a real movie by comparison.
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Once upon a time there were made-for-television movies. Now there are made-for-television movies for movie theaters. The Perfect Man, another anemic Hilary Duff vehicle, is a case in point.
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25There's just the matter of facing it: that The Perfect Man is just something slapped together -- by people who don't care, for an audience they figure will care even less.
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25So imperfect that it may qualify as one of the summer's worst movies.
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20Baby, when you walk out of a movie thinking, "Say, that Heather Locklear was pretty darn good," the movie's got some problems!
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10The range of Ms. Locklear's lobotomized acting runs from mild irritation to mild melancholy, expressed without expression.
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0What sin did Heather Locklear commit to deserve her role in The Perfect Man?
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JakeE.0Duff sucked, as she does in all of her movies. Locklear sucked, everyone sucked. This movie sucks!