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3.0 out of 10

Generally unfavorable- based on 40 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 12 out of 40
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 40
  3. Negative: 28 out of 40

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  1. [Anonymous]
    May 5, 2007
    0
    I don't know why people complain when the waves drown out the actor's speech. It's the perfect time to get some paper towels to clean up the blood spewing out of your eyes and ears.
    • 3 of 3 users said yes
  2. Gordon
    Dec 1, 2006
    0
    I could not believe how bad this film is! There is a very big problem with every single aspect of this film, be it the plot, the acting, the lighting, sound, cinematography, wardrobe or directing. Each of these are described below! The plot is bad to start with and it is very poorly told. The acting is non existent. The actors barely stand there reciting the lines. The sets are not made or decorated in any way, it seems as if the director just shot the film inside his house. The wardrobe is very old fashioned and plain, as if the actors wore the cheapest item they have in their own wardrobe. There is no costume adviser or even any budget for clothes, I can bet. The lighting is very bad. Most of the time the film is not adequately lit. In the scene where Christopher drinks beer in the living room, the only source of light is the lamp beside Christopher. This makes the beer bottles and even the coffee table dark and indiscernible because they are against the light. In addition, the soundtrack is a big problem as well. There is a high level of ambient noise, and sometimes we even hear traffic outside the house and hear dogs barking! In the scene where the two men talk on the seaside, the waves are so loud that the sound of waves literally drown out the conversation. However, the worst is yet to be described! The cinematography is shocking. 90% of the time, the camera sits on a tripod for two or three minutes. This means that most of the time, the camera does not move, and the shot length is very long. This means that most of the conversations are filmed with two people sitting and talking. We do not have any camera shots of their facial expressions or reactions. For example, in the scene where Christopher lies in bed talking to the standing daughter, the camera is positioned behind Christopher, so that during the long conversation we could not see his face at all. There are also many times that the cameraman decides that the characters are in fact not in the centre of the visual field, and shifts the camera to the side a bit. Oh, why does it take you so long to realise the camera is off centre? It is almost comical for the film to have a black storyboard to serve as the narrator. It looks like someone holding a black cardboard in front of the camera. Because of the high level of ambient noise, when the black storyboard comes in, there is total silence. Then the ambient noise starts again when the film resumes. Believe me, this film is really very bad. Avoid! Expand
    • 2 of 2 users said yes
  3. JimE.
    Nov 10, 2004
    0
    Horrible!!!
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  4. Wilbur
    Sep 4, 2005
    0
    Horrific and offensive. Perhaps the least-valuable film EVER made.
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  5. DougN.
    Nov 9, 2004
    0
    Putrid. Truly the worst movie I've ever seen - be it gay or mainstream.
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  6. Churi
    Aug 8, 2004
    1
    Pure Garbage!!
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  7. SatanTheDwarf
    Feb 12, 2006
    0
    Horrific. Have you all gone mad?
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  8. [Anonymous]
    Nov 20, 2004
    0
    Have you people gone completely insane?
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  9. CharlesK.
    Sep 29, 2006
    0
    Worst movie I have ever seen.
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  10. RayP.
    Apr 30, 2005
    10
    Loved it!!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  11. EugeneD.
    Aug 10, 2004
    10
    Very moving film, simbolic and lyrical, gripping story with unorthodox ending!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  12. BillyC.
    Aug 10, 2004
    9
    Love this movie! must see again. did not get some things the first time...very twisted!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  13. JakeM.
    Aug 10, 2004
    10
    Saw this movie in LA...like it! This film got good review in Palm Springs, but I noticed this site might have just uploaded the worst reviews this film has gotten to date. it needs to be more balanced. see the psbottomline magazine of palm and dessert post weekly for good reviews of this film.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  14. HondoJ.
    Mar 9, 2007
    7
    Not as bad as others would have you to believe. Ameer, as one reviewer put it, could have chosen his reincarnated lovers from a different epoch, but his use of the Holocaust underscores the doomed nature of their eternal love affair. Indeed, they could have perished on the Titanic, and still have been reincarnated in time for their date with Nazi Germany. Ameer's rejection of such Hollywood convention as a James Cameron blockbuster is a sly dig at society itself, and epitomizes the young lovers. They reject common sense, their love is so overpowering and consuming. The inept pacing, acting, and cinematography is so bad it must be calculated, the logical extension of purposefully shaking the camera to simulate realism, a technique that runs rampant through Charles Schwab commercials and our crass consumer paradigm. Speilberg, Scorsese, and Cameron are veritable talents, but the rookie Ameer has pulled off a coup they would be hard-pressed to duplicate - the first Holocaust rom-com. It took an independent Hollywood to accomplish it! Expand
    • 0 of 2 users said yes
  15. LindaF.
    Aug 11, 2004
    8
    This film was pulled in Denver...later saw it at the Starz Film Center in Denver, Don't know what's the big deal! it was a beautiful love story. This is just a reflection a sign of the times. We should not repeat history!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  16. MikeM.
    Aug 11, 2004
    10
    Before you watch this movie, prepare to think out of the box! Regardless of what the critics say this is a good movie.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  17. II
    Sep 27, 2004
    10
    WOW!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  18. May 25, 2012
    0
    The worst movie of all time....... no doubt about it..........
  19. Feb 4, 2012
    2
    The cast isn't bad but the movie is, and Amir's use of Holocaust imagery is cheap and unnecessary; Jo and Alexander could just as easily have died on the Titanic. At one point the dialogue is completely drowned out by the roar of the surf, and that is no doubt a blessing. Awkwardly staged and edited and fitted out with an overly intrusive score drawn primarily from classical music, the film consistently subverts the earnest efforts of its cast. Amateurish, irritatingly gabby indie. I cannot believe how bad this film is! There is a very big problem with every single aspect of this film, be it the plot, the acting, the lighting, sound, cinematography, wardrobe or directing. Each of these are described below! The plot is bad to start with and it is very poorly told. The acting is non existent. The actors barely stand there reciting the lines. The sets are not made or decorated in any way, it seems as if the director just shot the film inside his house. The wardrobe is very old fashioned and plain, as if the actors wore the cheapest item they have in their own wardrobe. There is no costume adviser or even any budget for clothes, I can bet. The lighting is very bad. Most of the time the film is not adequately lit. In the scene where Christopher drinks beer in the living room, the only source of light is the lamp beside Christopher. This makes the beer bottles and even the coffee table dark and indiscernible because they are against the light. In addition, the soundtrack is a big problem as well. There is a high level of ambient noise, and sometimes we even hear traffic outside the house and hear dogs barking! In the scene where the two men talk on the seaside, the waves are so loud that the sound of waves literally drown out the conversation. However, the worst is yet to be described! The cinematography is shocking. 90% of the time, the camera sits on a tripod for two or three minutes. This means that most of the time, the camera does not move, and the shot length is very long. This means that most of the conversations are filmed with two people sitting and talking. We do not have any camera shots of their facial expressions or reactions. For example, in the scene where Christopher lies in bed talking to the standing daughter, the camera is positioned behind Christopher, so that during the long conversation we could not see his face at all. There are also many times that the cameraman decides that the characters are in fact not in the centre of the visual field, and shifts the camera to the side a bit. Oh, why does it take you so long to realise the camera is off centre? It is almost comical for the film to have a black storyboard to serve as the narrator. It looks like someone holding a black cardboard in front of the camera. Because of the high level of ambient noise, when the black storyboard comes in, there is total silence. Then the ambient noise starts again when the film resumes. Believe me, this film is really very bad. Avoid! I don't know why people complain when the waves drown out the actor's speech. It's the perfect time to get some paper towels to clean up the blood spewing out of your eyes and ears. Expand
Metascore

Overwhelming dislike - based on 7 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 7
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 7
  3. Negative: 7 out of 7
  1. The Singing Forest was written and directed by Jorge Ameer, whose film "Strippers" opened three years ago and remained the single worst movie I had ever reviewed -- until now.
  2. 12
    Amateurish, irritatingly gabby indie.
  3. Reviewed by: Ken Fox
    20
    The cast isn't bad but the movie is, and Amir's use of Holocaust imagery is cheap and unnecessary; Jo and Alexander could just as easily have died on the Titanic. At one point the dialogue is completely drowned out by the roar of the surf, and that is no doubt a blessing.