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  • Summary: Retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Willis) is living the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico, miles away from his former life. Suddenly, an uninvited and most unwelcome connection to their past shows up on the Tudeskis' doorstep. It's Oz (Perry), their former neighbor,Retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Willis) is living the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico, miles away from his former life. Suddenly, an uninvited and most unwelcome connection to their past shows up on the Tudeskis' doorstep. It's Oz (Perry), their former neighbor, breathless and desperate, begging them to help rescue his wife, Cynthia (Henstridge), from the Hungarian mob. (Warner Bros.) Expand
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  1. Positive: 0 out of 27
  2. Negative: 18 out of 27
  1. Things spin swiftly out of control with uneven acting and misfired physical gags.
  2. Reviewed by: Mike Clark
    50
    Destined to be on DVD by the time 2004 reaches the 50-yard line, Ten is more stale than it is ungodly.
  3. Reviewed by: Robert Koehler
    40
    The strain needed to extend The Whole Ten Yards a yard -- and to feature length -- is so painfully evident it breaks new pic's comedy spirit, making it a particularly dubious member of the Sequel Hall of Shame.
  4. 25
    Not as desperate, unfunny, and nonsensical as its title. It's worse. Worse than you can imagine. Unless, of course, you've imagined 90-something minutes of bloopers and outtakes that congeal into a story -- much the way a scab is formed.
  5. The funny thing about this unfunny movie is that the cast is brimming with actors who are usually quite engaging. The Whole Ten Yards must be very potent chloroform, indeed, to make Willis, Perry, Peet and Pollak such zombies.
  6. Lacks the clever twists and turns that made the original such fun. The sequel has exactly one twist, and it's not very clever.
  7. 10
    Leaden, laugh-free, lacking anything resembling a heart, mind or soul.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 23
  2. Negative: 17 out of 23
  1. Feb 17, 2013
    10
    Even better than the first one!!! So unbelievably hilarious that I had to watch it many times! Matthem Perry still amazing and Bruce WillisEven better than the first one!!! So unbelievably hilarious that I had to watch it many times! Matthem Perry still amazing and Bruce Willis great as usual. Thank you for that film!!! Expand
  2. Mar 29, 2012
    5
    Everything that was enjoyable and funny about The Whole Nine Yards was reattempted in this sequel that fell flat on its face from the wordEverything that was enjoyable and funny about The Whole Nine Yards was reattempted in this sequel that fell flat on its face from the word "Go." While by no means a terrible film, The Whole Ten Yards holds none of the original quirkiness, fun of the first, while also trying to work around an absurd plot that makes absolutely no sense. While somewhat funny, the film really isn't worth the watch. Expand
  3. Jul 30, 2013
    2
    there is nothing good that stands out sub par plot and pacing bad direction it gets lost in itself tired off yourself movie. small distantthere is nothing good that stands out sub par plot and pacing bad direction it gets lost in itself tired off yourself movie. small distant hard to bring to the surface chuckles Expand

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