- Studio: Paramount Pictures
- Release Date: Nov 26, 2003
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50I felt too much of the movie consisted of groups of characters I didn't care about, running down passageways and fighting off enemies and trying to get back to the present before the window of time slams shut.
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38Boring and repetitive.
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20This dreary science-fiction/historical-action hybrid is a misfire of staggering proportions.
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30Doesn't have a genuinely human moment.
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10Timeline has negative energy to burn. There's even less of it by the end than at the beginning.
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11As Timeline so adequately proves, not every bestseller will render a good film.
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50You'll be checking your watch a lot during Timeline. Though most of the cast is strong and the movie has moments of suspense, ultimately the mystery in this action thriller is so far-fetched it's ludicrous.
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25The trouble with the movie is basically everything. It's long, sloppy, and -- to both the quantum-physics ignorant and informed -- steadily implausible, never exciting in either its skill or its ludicrousness.
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40This big-budget adventure is based on a recent Michael Crichton thriller, though its premise is too stale to instill the sense of wonder critical to great sci-fi.
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25Timeline gives Gigli serious competition for worst film of the year honors.
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25An instant contender for cult status on the midnight-movie circuit, where lines like "Do we look like quantum wormhole specialists?" will be given the respect they deserve.
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38Director Richard Donner finds a few startling images for bloody battle scenes, but awful dialogue prevents the actors from giving performances of any depth.
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63Cheesy and loads of fun.
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63There's something light and insubstantial about this movie. It almost floats away as you watch it.
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42A resounding dud.
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50Plays out like a 1950s B-movie with a fat special-effects budget. Brain-numbing dialogue, incoherent action and glaring improbabilities aside, it's a bearable combination of sci-fi paranoia and historical fantasy that drags modern viewers, and the robotic hero of "The Fast and the Furious" movies, Paul Walker, back to the centre of the Hundred Years War.
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25Timeline lacks potency, drive, wit and personality -- all the things that make escapism worthwhile.
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50Glorious so-bad-it's-good entertainment.
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30One part historical drama and one part futuristic adventure, Timeline resembles a "Star Trek" episode by way of "Scooby-Doo."
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10Until Timeline reaches its flaming-trebuchet-siege finale -- which should impress anyone who's never seen "The Two Towers" -- it has the stirring production values of an episode of the Tia Carrere action series "Relic Hunter," but with only a fraction of the acting talent and intellectual heft.
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12It reeks of contempt for the audience. This is not just a "B-movie" -- it's a B-movie that fails to entertain on any level.
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40Lacks the consistent tone, pace and point of view for either a science fiction thriller or medieval war adventure.
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40Scenes stop and start abruptly, and the sub"Lord of the Rings" action is more dulling than rousing -- and yet it can be funny.
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25Compare it with the book, and it stinks. Look at the film on its own, and it still stinks.
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30Donner's most calamitous mistake, however, was forgetting to light the screenplay on fire and catapult it from the nearest trebuchet.
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50There's a modicum of charm to Timeline, since its eager, earnest tone harks back to Donner's work from the '80s, particularly "The Goonies" and "Ladyhawke."
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50Crudely written, haphazardly acted, and improbably fun.
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40Timeline takes the most ridiculous movie plot ever imagined and multiplies it by ten.
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Clunky adventure story.
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Special kudos go to Walker, for his dead-on impression of a time-traveling 2x4, and the perpetually hysterical O'Connor, who delivers one of the most grating performances in history.
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Time travels, but it sure doesn't fly by in this debacle.
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20This isn't a movie of hoary Sherwood Forest clichés. It manages, through sheer artistic force, to stoop below cliché--to seem both fresh and rotten at once.
User score distribution:
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Positive: 7 out of 27
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Mixed: 3 out of 27
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Negative: 17 out of 27
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Justin10
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Jennifer0Unintentionally funny and predictable. My roommates and I kept calling out the lines before they were said by the characters.
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MattK.0