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- 2010
- PG-13
- Twentieth Century Fox
- 1 h 22 m
- 2010
- PG-13
- Twentieth Century Fox
- 1 h 22 m
Summary Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of whic...
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Written By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
- 2010
- PG-13
- Twentieth Century Fox
- 1 h 22 m
- 2010
- PG-13
- Twentieth Century Fox
- 1 h 22 m
Vampires Suck
18
3.0
Where to Watch
Summary Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of whic...
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Written By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Where to Watch
Top Cast
Metascore
Overwhelming Dislike
Based on 17 Critic Reviews
18
0% Positive
0 Reviews
0 Reviews
24% Mixed
4 Reviews
4 Reviews
76% Negative
13 Reviews
13 Reviews
Metascore
Overwhelming Dislike
Based on 17 Critic Reviews
18
0% Positive
0 Reviews
0 Reviews
24% Mixed
4 Reviews
4 Reviews
76% Negative
13 Reviews
13 Reviews
The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision.
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.
User Score
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 182 User Ratings
3.0
20% Positive
36 Ratings
36 Ratings
12% Mixed
21 Ratings
21 Ratings
69% Negative
125 Ratings
125 Ratings
User Score
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 182 User Ratings
3.0
20% Positive
36 Ratings
36 Ratings
12% Mixed
21 Ratings
21 Ratings
69% Negative
125 Ratings
125 Ratings
I could not stop laughing after seeing this movie. It was absolutely PERFECT for people like me who couldn't stand the Twilight franchise and it was a movie that needed to be made. After all, it's a spoof film, so it's supposed to be terrible.
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The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.
The boys similarly deserve very minor props for choosing a satirical target that lends itself to satire: the glum, self-important Twilight novels and movies. Sadly, that's where the filmmakers' mild accomplishments end and the groaningly predictable hackwork begins.
A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of "Scary Movie" and "Meet The Spartans."
Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck.
It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!) that are below bottom-of-the-barrel.
This was the Best Movie Ever! it was hilarious! all of you who says the movie ****, you ****! you all love Robert Patterson! I mean, i don't get it. i heard almost all of the people laughing like hell in the movie theatre. my friend and her sister was one of them. I was one of them! and we both admitted it was totally awesome.
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Whoever is saying this movie isn’t funny… you’re just boring. This was actually quite funny, not the best comedy out there, nor even near, but it’s good fun!
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You know, I honestly don't mind Vampires ****! As far as the 2000-2010 parody movies go, this one isn't half bad. It's especially funny if you have seen the Twilight trilogy. In some aspects, it may be better than those movies! It's not outstanding, but definitely slightly above average.
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Vampires **** is one of the few movies to join Grown Ups 2 on my prestigious list of Movies Which I Have Purposely Not Finished. I didn't even make it halfway into this travesty which does not even deserve to be called a film. However despite it being an undeniably bad film Vampires **** is not as pain inflictingly bad as Friedberg and Seltzers previous spoofs such as Epic Movie, Date Movie and arguably the worst movie of all time Disaster Movie. Anybody who enjoys this has an even lower IQ than the people who wrote it. Every second is juvenile and all of the jokes could have been thought up by me at the age of 8. Do not bother with this insult to the human race.
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The partnership of Friedberg and Seltzer has, so far, given us nothing but humourless, idiotic jokes that even a child could think of. This movie is better than any of their past movies in the same sense that being stabbed is better than being shot. Vampires **** took a movie that practically everyone would love to see a parody of and killed the idea. In fact, the best joke within this movie is name of the Edward Cullen parody, Ed Sullen. it may sound sad but that really is as good as it gets.
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Production Company
New Regency Productions,
Road Rebel
Release Date Aug 18, 2010
Duration 1 h 22 m
Rating PG-13
Tagline From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!
Awards
Razzie Awards
• 4 Nominations
Fangoria Chainsaw Awards
• 1 Nomination
International Film Music Critics Award (IFMCA)
• 1 Nomination
