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  • Summary: A company retreat on a tropical island goes terribly awry.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 7
  2. Negative: 5 out of 7
  1. Reviewed by: Noah Berlatsky
    Feb 6, 2014
    The film is hyper-aware of the ridiculousness of the patriarchal obsession with masculinity-as-penis-size—and yet, in the end, and rather helplessly, it’s still mired in a banal narrative of masculine self-actualization.
  2. Reviewed by: Ignatiy Vishnevetsky
    Feb 5, 2014
    Van Damme’s performance is about the only element left unscathed by the movie’s compulsion to point out its own absurdity.
  3. Reviewed by: Steven Rea
    Feb 7, 2014
    Director Rob Meltzer, who made the kind-of-amusing meta short "I Am Stamos," directs things in shameless, let's-get-this-thing-over-with style, throwing in some gratuitous topless (female) nudity and allowing the usually amusing Kristen Schaal to let loose with a barrage of potty-mouthisms.
  4. Reviewed by: Betsy Sharkey
    Feb 6, 2014
    It is difficult to tell whether the filmmakers intended Welcome to the Jungle as a satire or a farce. It is neither funny enough, nor clever enough, to measure up in either case.
  5. Reviewed by: John DeFore
    Feb 9, 2014
    The story makes 94 minutes seem as long as a season of Lost and as fresh as the seventh viewing of a Gilligan's Island rerun.
  6. Reviewed by: Elizabeth Weitzman
    Feb 6, 2014
    The real challenge is for viewers, who must tolerate overacting, idiotic scatological jokes and juvenile innuendo. The only way it might be endurable is if you’re wasted, too.
  7. Reviewed by: Ernest Hardy
    Feb 4, 2014
    Welcome to the Jungle, directed by Rob Meltzer from a script by Jeff Kauffmann, is satanically bad.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 4
  2. Negative: 0 out of 4
  1. Aug 20, 2014
    i love it, they catch me with the plot twist ,i enjoyed so much, good cast , i like it i dont know why people doesnt like? comedy and drama its very funny Expand
  2. Mar 25, 2014
    Could have been better,would have liked to see more of van damme ,but apart from his character nothing
    stood out in the movie,idea was
    right,execution could have been better Expand
  3. Apr 19, 2014
    It's a comedy largely devoid of humor. Not even it's unique island theme or the inclusion of Van Damme and Kristen Schaal are able to add anything funny to the mix. You'll be lucky to hear one or two funny one-liners, and I'm not about to complain about the topless ladies, but overall there are a lot better and funnier alternatives out there. Just do yourself a favor and skip this one. I give it a 4.5/10-Bad. Expand
  4. Mar 20, 2014
    The movie maker might have thought using Van Damme would brighten up
    this movie but terribly failed. It is not funny, it is not adventurous

    and it is not even look like a big screen movie. The quality of
    production was the only interesting thought they did not spend it
    wisely and broadly. You can watch this movie from first to last, but
    you can't enjoy it any portion of it. This movie was based on a silly
    concept with okayish actors in it which looked like a weekend movie
    that aired on a television. Hope you guys won't end in a disappointment
    like me for choosing this movie to watch.