Metascore
20 out of 100

Generally unfavorable - based on 22 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 22
  2. Negative: 15 out of 22
  1. You haven't heard anything until you've heard "Play That Funky Music" on the accordion.
  2. Whatever It Takes is DOA -- dated on arrival.
  3. Reviewed by: Mike Clark
    50
    Didn't work this time, David. Maybe next season.
  4. 50
    It's larded with blinding glimpse-of-the-obvious homilies.
  5. Populated by ersatz versions of stars who, in this case, are fairly vanilla to begin with.
  6. Reviewed by: Robert Horton
    40
    It's a notch above average, but Whatever It Takes can't get too far above that notch.
  7. It's still got some panache.
  8. 38
    It involves teenagers who have never existed, doing things no teenager has ever done, for reasons no teenager would understand. Of course, it's aimed at the teenage market.
  9. A teen comedy so stupid that a long nose -- perhaps with a red bulb on it -- actually would have helped.
  10. Reviewed by: Chuck Wilson
    30
    If the teen in your life drags you along to this movie, act like you're doing him a favor -- and try not to let on that you sort of liked it.
  11. Reviewed by: Marc Caro
    25
    So derivative and crass that it's far more entertaining to try to think of the dozens of films it's ripping off than it is to take any of it at face value.
  12. 25
    An assembly-line high-school comedy that flunks miserably in all three subjects.
  13. Reviewed by: Jay Carr
    25
    Pretty lame stuff. Already it seems to be passing with the speed of light into the limbo of utterly forgettable "who-will-I-take-to-the-prom?" movies.
  14. Reviewed by: Chris Hewitt
    25
    There's a movie opening today that is so indistinctive I can barely remember its name.
  15. 20
    Yet another leaden, witless, cliché-drunk, teen romantic comedy starring the preposterously good-looking stars of mediocre TV series.
  16. Bearable only because, unlike the recent spate of teen films, it's so breezy it barely even registers.
  17. Reviewed by: John Anderson
    10
    It's guys like Floyd who make a movie like Whatever It Takes feel like high school. And the rest of the losers make it feel like a movie.
  18. Reviewed by: A. O. Scott
    10
    A thinly veiled "Cyrano," with the prom in mind.
  19. Reviewed by: Robert Koehler
    10
    Makes little impression and is sure to leave few memories for a teen.
  20. Reviewed by: Phoebe Flowers
    0
    If you can summon up the resolve to search, there is not a single honest moment in all of Whatever It Takes.
  21. 0
    Drivel of the purest ray serene.
  22. Disingenuously naive romantic comedy.