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5.3 out of 10

Mixed or average reviews- based on 87 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 47 out of 87
  2. Negative: 35 out of 87

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  1. Sam
    Jul 10, 2006
    3
    Dreadful, disgusting, witless, and all in all unfunny.
  2. Jul 27, 2012
    0
    Ok,how can i describe this film:A big **** that was made by two of the dumbest directors ever ,i think that is only a way for you to like a movie like that ,it is simple kill your brain.
  3. MikeY.
    Jul 3, 2004
    0
    Are you guys kidding me? How could you actually give this movie a 10, and then expect me to believe that it is "well written" and "genius"?? I know that you all smoke crack in "da hood" but honestly now...The only thing sadder than people that enjoyed this movie, are the Wayan's Brothers themselves. I can't think of one funny thing that they have ever done. The world would be a better place without them, and a much better place without people who enjoyed this movie. Expand
  4. MattJ
    Jun 9, 2005
    1
    Right what i don't get, is i look at my fave films (donnie darko, garden state, fight club) which actually have a good story and a message and some people give them 0 out of 10, i look at this crap, and its got 10/10 by some people! HOW?! there wasn't any laugh out loud moments for me, an there was few moments which i found funny why do people do this to us?
  5. Cyrone
    Jun 23, 2004
    3
    LOL @ Ryan
  6. DannyD
    Jun 12, 2005
    0
    Do not watch this film as it will numb your brain. Its not even funny and has everything you don't want in a good movie.
  7. Rico
    Nov 16, 2004
    1
    What a waste! I want that hour and a half back.
  8. LillyB.
    Jun 22, 2004
    0
    Worse movie that I have ever seen. Should be used for torture in Iraq.
  9. Jun 26, 2011
    0
    It is truly one of the worst movies ever created, just another generic "mock" movie. Really all you get is a badly made film with equally bad actors, a generically boring storyline which can be seen in multiple other films which get released every year. See that toilet seat over there? Licking it will be a better use of your time than watching this film.
  10. Dec 27, 2012
    2
    This film is outrageous, obnoxious, and stupid. However, what keeps me from giving it a 0 is there were 2 laughs in that entire movie. Just two. Diagnosis: Pass. Guilty pleasure: Possibly.
  11. AlfonsoM.
    Jul 8, 2004
    0
    Movies like this shouldn?t even make it to theaters. This movie doesn?t even deserve to go straight to video. Movies shouldn?t make you feel like you wasted your time or money then again is the Wayans brothers and you can really expect that much.
  12. MichaelM.
    Oct 22, 2004
    4
    Disappointing mostly because we expect better out of the ingenius Wayan's brothers. Marlon and Shawn just aren't the slightest bit convincing as not only white girls, but humans. They friggin' scary looking! The highlight of the film is the big black guy (can't think of the actor's name) who falls in love with Marlon's character under disguise as a white chick. Wait till video on this one! Expand
  13. SethB.
    Jul 3, 2004
    0
    As a person of color, I was embarassed and deeply offended by this film. The jokes were not funny they were painful sad. This is for all those people who liked "In Living Color" and laughed along with it's minstrel show foolishness. All those who like minstrel shows, here's another one.
  14. VinceH.
    Jun 27, 2004
    1
    I have seen close to 70 movies so far this year, and White Chicks is certainly the worst (or at least tied with the french film "twentynine palms") in my book. The script is so sloppy and cliched-riddled that the Wayans seem to have to resort to fart & sh.t jokes, which is the true key to knowing when a film has no ideas. It seems they had a high concept for the film, but nothing else. The kidnapping "plot", a tacked on romance with a reporter, a feud with rival blonde airheads, etc. all feel tacked on to make this a "legitimate" feature film. In reality, there is enough material in this story to fill up a 30-minute short film AT BEST. The reason I gave this a 1 is because Terry Crews is HILARIOUS as a white chick loving basketball player. He shines in every scene he is in and transcends the rest of the garbage. Really bad, bad movie. If you wan't a dopey, immature (but at least funny) then go see "Dodgeball". Expand
  15. PatrickS.
    Jun 30, 2004
    0
    A film that doesn't just embrace it's flaws, but falls in love with them. it remains awkward throughout, but white chicks seems to hold just an ounce of heart that counterbalances it's visual sheen. It's politics may be typically subdued, but the impact of the remains as it always was: a film that doesn't forget to remember.
  16. DevinB.
    Jul 10, 2004
    0
    Insipid, uninspired, laugh-free junk. If you want "stupid funny," there are hundreds of other films more worthy of watching that don't resort to the kind of tired dreck this film stoops to. Worthless.
  17. PatrickM.
    Jun 26, 2004
    2
    I am able to ignore the fact that the Wayans brothers were about as passable as two white chicks as Janet Reno is a woman. But the truly sad thing about this movie is that it's not funny. Ok, a few parts gave me a chuckle. But, the girl friends are lame, the "Vanderbolt" sisters are incredibly annoying, and the regular Hilton sisters...i mean the Wilson sisters...are so fake that they make Paris and Nikki look like smart. Thank goodness for the audience cracking jokes. And I was happy to see the revolutionary fart jokes injected into this. That's a new device. Thank you, wayans brothas. Expand
  18. JohnB.
    Jun 27, 2004
    0
    The Worst Movie of 2004. Absolute garbage from the people who brought us "In Living Color," the movie whose screenwriting is as unbelievable as the make-up. The Wilson sisters look like Michael Jackson's illegitimate daughters. There aren't even any points scored at the Hiltons, and they're easy targets.
  19. Malcom
    Jun 28, 2004
    0
    This flick sucked big time. Lamer than anything I've seen and I've seen some turkeys. What were the bro's thinking?
  20. AnsonG.
    Jun 23, 2006
    3
    I have no idea how many people will be able laugh this movie. Its really funny but the way they talk was so unbearable and a bit stupid. If u really want to laugh this movie be my guest but for me it was far worse then that. Believe me, this movie will spoil your mind and inappropriate for u.
  21. kevin
    Nov 2, 2008
    2
    This film was one of the worst films i've ever seen. The humour was awfully stupid and the whole premise was pretty much racist......can anyone imagine the uproar if it was two white guy's dressed up as black chicks???? it would never be made! also...while i'm on the subject, can you imagine a tv station called White Entertainment? double standards exist in the US today.
  22. JoeH.
    Jun 28, 2004
    1
    This movie is about as worthless as the gas that was constantly let out during this movie. It was slow torture as I prayed that it may at one point get better.
  23. Elizabeth
    Jul 14, 2004
    0
    It was a really thum movie.It was really boring because it didn't have no ,meaning to it.I saw it with some friends and ugh it totally SUCKED!!!!!!!!
  24. DickM.
    Jul 14, 2004
    0
    This is not a funny movie. I like Scary Movie and other Wayans brothers stuff, but this was just bad, and painful to sit through. I'll just take this oppurtunity to list movies that are actually funny - Wet Hot American Summer (most underrated movie ever), Being John Malkovich, Ghostbusters, Office Space, Lost in Translation, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Get Shorty, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Starsky and Hutch, As Good As It Gets, Sweet and Lowdown, Annie Hall, and more I can't think of. Yes, that was pointless, but there was nothing good to say about the movie and I'm a positive person. Expand
  25. ChantzE.
    Jun 21, 2005
    0
    The most TERRIBLE movie i have ever seen. Rascism isn't my poblem with it despite the rascism... my god though, I cant believe I have to justify my hate for this movie. The hilarious Wayans brothers I know from great commedies have made me hate the universe, thanks do them I am now goth. For shame Wayans For shame.
  26. Jul 23, 2011
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A generally pointless movie - particularly why the hell the two main characters convinced people with their stupid prosthetics as two ladies (The bit I saw was where that happened - course me and my family turned it off barely halfway through because it was so boring and ridiculous), and they had to go to all of that trouble after two stupid spoiled brats 'injured' (I wouldn't call a split lip and a nosebleed horrific injuries - unless they are such a frequent problem) themselves. Maybe the people who made this movie should re-watch it and tell themselves what a complete waste of time and money it was. Also, some people should seriously reconsider their views after watching this movie. Expand
  27. Oct 16, 2011
    0
    It's pretty pointless when this was brought out - it wasn't even worth the time and effort to make this film. Just because a film may take a while to film, and with painstaking effort, does not mean we should take pity on the production team - a film I adore which was used without computers and technology but what was certainly better and certainly a hit with the critics, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Now, White Chicks itself might be a pathetic product of a lazy day out with the Wayans brothers, so I really don't care whether they were lazing on their ass when they filmed this, or just worked hard to make people assume they were doing something.
    I wasn't sure where this was going at the start - the plot didn't seem to make any sense. I was then revealed what was actually going on - with severe disappointment. I'm sure many films out there have used this ongoing theme of men dressing up as women - with actual style following a decent plot. This is just cheap, lazy entertainment following two black guys dressed up as white women making disgusting, immature jokes looking nothing like what they're supposed to be - of what I heard, I never got the chance to find out after I switched the TV off after barely even halfway through. But even that was too much - even if you begin to watch this, it would put you off big time.
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  28. Sep 8, 2012
    2
    This movie strives so hard to be humorous, but falls short by a long distance.
Metascore

Mixed or average reviews - based on 31 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 7 out of 31
  2. Negative: 11 out of 31
  1. 40
    Stupidity has worked for the Wayans brothers in the past, but White Chicks will likely test the patience of even their most loyal fans.
  2. 30
    Credibility, of course, wouldn't matter if the gags were good enough, which they are not. The film quickly falls back on the gross-out jokes that have made recent American comedies such a challenge to the digestive tract.
  3. Some film premises are so outlandish, so thinly worked out and so deep-down ridiculous that they wind up sinking the show -- and White Chicks collapses under a real doozy.